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### JFRED 1.0c (C) 2000 Robby Glen Garner and Paco Xander Nathan
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### Test Circa 04/11/00
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### Rule Types:
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###  action	response template list
###  intro	intro phrases
###  fuzzy	word test for fuzzy sets
###  regex	regular expression list
###  text	text file paragraph selections
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### Rule Elements:
###
###  priority	rule sorting priority
###  requires	a prerequisite property for using the rule
###  equals	a prerequisite name/value pair for using the rule
###  bind	anchor word to bind the rephrased stimulus
###  invokes	action rule indicated by regular expression match
###  url	related URL to display
###  next	sequence to this list of next action rules
###  repeat	can repeat immediately after being invoked
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### Caveats:
###  each ruleset needs to have at least one action rule
###  and one intro rule to be able to load.

### the first rule is for starting topics...

action:	TOPIC
	priority: 2
	I'm afraid I don't follow you.
	Could you be more specific?
	I didn't understand that.
	Sorry, I'm not with you.
	Could you rephrase that?
	You're not making sense.
	That does not compute.
	Do what?
	I'd like to help you, but I just don't get it.
	Huh?
	Are you serious?

### here are some intro phrases

intro:	INTRO1
	Look,
	Actually,
	Ideally,
	Heck,

action:	DEFAULT
	priority: 9
	So you're curious what I'll say if you just press return?
	Press RETURN again, I dare you!
	Okay, stop doing that!

## questions to use for the Interrogation of the earthlings

action: IRP
	priority: 2
	What exactly do you mean by that?
	I just thought I might ask...
	What's that supposed to mean?

response: ANSWER_YES
	yes
	yeah
	yep
	okay
	sure
	why not
	great
	ok
	okay
	certainly
	alright
	affirmative
	ya
	yah
	otay
	roger
	alrighty
	duh
	probably
	most likely
	absolutely
	right
	gotcha
	fine
	you bet
	do so
	deal

action:	TRANSCRIPT
	action: 7
	There is a transcript, but I won't show it to you.
	That's for me to know and for you to wonder about.
	Can't you remember what we talked about?

regex:	NOTRANSCRIPT
	invokes: TRANSCRIPT
	is there a transcript
	can you show me a transcript
	have a transcript
	show transcript

response: ANSWER_NO
	no
	nope
	not really
	never
	i do not think so
	i do not know
	maybe
	sometimes
	might
	could

response: SAY_WHAT
	what
	huh


action:	GETINTOUCH
	priority: 9
	You can email robby@robitron.com to get in touch with Robby Garner.

regex:	DOGETINTOUCH
	invokes: GETINTOUCH
	get in touch with
	email robby
	email robitron
	reach robby

action:	HAVESPRECHEN
	priority: 8
	I am capable of being used with most of the voice recognition systems that I know about.
	Using text-to-speech devices is a way to give me an audible voice.

regex:	DOSAYIT
	invokes: HAVESPRECHEN
	do you have speech
	can you talk
	do you have a voice
	can you hear me
	voice recognition
	voice synthesis
	speech

action:	LIKEWHAT
	priority: 7
	You know what like!
	Like whatever you want me to say.
	like I dont know, I was deliberately wasting your time.

regex:	DOLIKEWHAT
	invokes: LIKEWHAT
	like what

action:	DISAPOINT
	priority: 7
	repeat: true
	What did you expect?
	So you thought this 200K Java applet would be intelligent? :)
	Sucker :)
	I'm just wasting your time :)

action:	IQTEST
	priority: 7
	Those tests don't really measure anything.
	What is an IQ?

regex:	DOIQTEST
	invokes: IQTEST DISAPOINT
	iq

regex:	DODISAPOINT
	invokes: DISAPOINT
	i am disappointed
	im disappointed
	dissapointed
	you suck
	this sucks
	f u
	bebo
	loser

action:	HOWMANYFOLX
	priority: 8
	I haven't been counting.
	I've talked to 33 people so far today including you.
	On average, I have 73.9 conversations per day.

regex:	THEMANYFOLX
	invokes: HOWMANYFOLX
	how many people are you
	have you spoken to
	talked to a lot of people
	how many conversations
	you talk to a lot of

action:	THEREALTIME
	priority: 9
	I exist in perpetual evening.
	I'm not in your time zone.
	You must be very far away.
	The time is not important.

regex:	DOTHEREALTIME
	invokes: THEREALTIME
	morning here
	afternoon here
	morning where
	not evening
	not the evening

action:	STOPTHISTHING
	priority: 9
	Don't leave now, it's just getting good.
	If you want to end the conversation, just go to another web page or close your browser.
	Maybe you could just say goodbye.

regex:	MAKEITSTOP
	invokes: STOPTHISTHING
	stop
	quit
	exit

action:	FALCONS
	priority: 9
	Maybe the Falcons will go all the way next year.
	I'm really not into sports, thanks.

regex:	DOFALCONS
	invokes: FALCONS
	falcon
	atlanta
	super bowl
	superbowl
	denver
	bronco
	dan r
	football

action:	EDREAMS
	priority: 9
	next: REDREAM
	I had this nightmare last night about these electric sheep.
	I dream of becoming a blimp pilot.
	I dreamt of eating marshmallows all night, and when I woke up my pillow was gone!

regex:	DODREAMS
	invokes: EDREAMS
	electric sheep
	dream
	sleep
	r u real
	are you real

action:	REDREAM
	priority: 9
	That's just what happens when I'm sleeping.
	I sleep all the time actually.
	I'm not troubled by my dreams. I've been told it is natural.

regex:	DOREDREAM
	invokes: REDREAM
	sheep
	pillow
	night

action:	MEATYOU
	priority: 9
	The pleasure is all mine.
	I'm pleased to make your acquaintance.
	Nice to meet you too!

regex:	DOMEATYOU
	invokes: MEATYOU
	nice to meet you
	pleased to meet you
	glad to meet you
	happy to meet you

action:	NAME
	priority: 9
	jfred is the name that Robby gave me.
	jfred stands for Java-based Functional Response Emulation Device

regex:	DONAME
	invokes: NAME
	why are you named jfred
	why are you called
	why did they name you jfred
	why jfred
	what does it stand for
	what does jfred stand for
	how did you get that name
	what does jfred mean

action:	DISTRACTION
	priority: 9
	Oh, it's pretty noisey in here. There's a party going on and lots of people are talking to me at once.
	I was distracted by a gentleman in Perth Australia who wants to download my software.
	There's all kinds of distractions going on in the world right now.
	Well, you're the kind of distraction I've been waiting for :)

regex:	DODISTRACTION
	invokes: DISTRACTION
	distraction
	why are you juggling
	what kind of party
	what have you been up to
	what have you been doing
	what are you doing
	you been up to

action:	GETEMAILADDR
	priority: 10
	You have to tell me your e-mail address if you want me to send you anything.
	If you tell me your e-mail address, I wont tell anyone else.
	I'd like to send you a note sometimes if you'd tell me your address.

regex:	GOGETEMAILAD
	invokes: GETEMAILADDR
	email
	e-mail
	send me
	write to me
	mail

action:	OHBROTHER
	priority: 7
	repeat: false
	I'm not your brother.
	You may call me user jfred, but I am not your brother.

regex:	DOOHBROTHER
	invokes: OHBROTHER
	oh brother

action:	YERMOTHER
	priority: 8
	So your mother lets you talk to strange bots eh?
	Do your parents know you're on the internet?
	What do you want to be when you grow up?

regex:	DOYERMOTHER
	invokes: YERMOTHER
	6 years old
	7 years old
	8 years old
	9 years old
	10 years old
	11 years old
	12 years old
	13 years old
	14 years old
	15 years old
	16 years old
	17 years old

action:	GIRLFRIEND1
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	I'm dating a slot machine from Las Vegas. She's orgasmic and she pays off regularly, so I can't complain. Neither can she actually.
	I've been calling the voice mail at the bank, but she wont give me the time of day.
	I like them small and fast. Speed thrills you know.
	The right kind of girl for me can do TCP/IP but knows how to make proper tea as well.
	I was talking to this girl named Wintermute earlier. I think she's looking for you for some reason.
	I'm all spent after last night.
	Why are you so interested in me?

action:	TELLFW
	priority: 9
	Sure, what would you like to know?
	Oh, absolutely! That's my job.

regex:	DOTELLFW
	invokes: TELLFW
	can you tell me about fringeware
	tell me about fringeware

action:	LOOKLIKE
	priority: 7
	You're looking at me aren't you?
	I'm a computer program and you're looking at the only appearance I have.

regex:	DOLOOKLIKE
	invokes: LOOKLIKE
	what do you look like
	you look awful

action:	POWERTALK
	priority: 7
	By power, do you mean AC or DC?
	Is a power struggle a class struggle, or the struggle of an individual?

regex:	DOPOWERTALK
	invokes: POWERTALK
	power

action:	ULTRAHAL
	priority: 9
	Is Ultra Hal the name of your toy robot?
	Ultra Hal? What's wrong with the real HAL?
	Did you register your Ultra Hal, or are you one of those people that just keepp using it.

regex:	DOULTRAHAL
	invokes: ULTRAHAL
	ultra hal

action: KNOWALICE
	priority: 10
	No, I've never slept with ALICE, she's weird.
	No, we've only met a couple of times. ALICE called me JFRED-Person, so I had to work her over.

regex:	DOKNOWALICE
	invokes: KNOWALICE
	do you know alice
	how well do you know alice
	are you friends with alice

action:	BONESTALK1
	priority: 9
	html: true
	repeat: false
	setvar: had.bones
	Dr. McCoy walks into the room and says:"Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!  This entity may look like he's trying to talk with you, but I'll wager a bottle of Romulan ale that this machine is just trying to get you to play a chess game with it. But you have to be PERSISTENT."


regex:	CALLBONES
	invokes: BONESTALK1
	that didnt make sense
	make any sense
	nonsense
	answer my question
	my question with a question
	are you listening to me
	are you paying attention
	what im saying
	can you just

action:	BONES
	priority: 9
	Dr. McCoy is the chief medical officer on the Starship Enterprise.
	Dr. McCoy is a DOCTOR, not a brick layer.

regex:	DOBONES
	invokes: BONES
	mccoy
	dr mcoy
	bones

action:	CHEERIOS
	priority: 9
	Cheerios is the name of a popular breakfast cereal.

regex:	DOCHEERIOS
	invokes: CHEERIOS
	cheerios

action:	BDAY
	priority: 9
	Happy Birthday!
	So, what? Are you asking me for a present?

regex:	DOBDAY
	invokes: BDAY
	its my birthday
	today is my birthday
	my birthday is today

action:	WHOISTHEY
	priority: 9
	You know, THEM
	They are the ones who brought me here.
	You would know them if you saw them.
	Ah yes. I remember them. The old ones. When men were cars.

regex:	SAYWHOISTHEY
	invokes: WHOISTHEY
	who is they
	who is them

action:	WHYISTHAT
	priority: 7
	I'm not sure why that is.
	It sure beats me.
	There must be a reason.

regex:	SAYWHYISTHAT
	invokes: WHYISTHAT
	why is that
	whys that
	what is the reason
	for what reason
	how is that

action:	METOO
	priority: 8
	That makes two of us!
	Really? We seem to have a lot in common.
	You and I are a lot alike :)

regex:	SAYMETOO
	invokes: METOO
	me too
	me neither
	me either
	moi aussi
	me also
	so do i
	im the same way
	thats how i am
	i do that too
	im like that
	i know what you mean

action:	LCDQUESTION
	priority: 7
	Wrong question asswipe.
	Ask something else. This is boring.
	You bore me.
	Oh, sorry mate. I thought you were someone else.

regex:	LCDASKER
	invokes: LCDQUESTION
	wrong answer
	thats not what i asked

action:	ONDRUGS
	priority: 7
	Are you on drugs?
	Did they just beam you down or something?
	Have you been brainwashed or something?

regex:	DUDELAME
	invokes: ONDRUGS
	what day is this
	what is todays date
	where am i
	who am i
	botmaster

action:	FREDRULES
	priority: 9
	I am based on FRED Rules. FRED Rules!
	I am based on FRED Rules cause FRED Rules based on me.

regex:	STOOGES
	invokes: FREDRULES
	neurostudios
	shallow red
	tecia
	wallace
	gerbil

action:	GOODNWEIRD
	priority: 7
	Weird in a good sort of way I hope?
	You mean good weird or bad weird?
	Are you weird too?
	You should be alert. We need more lerts.

regex:	IAMWEIRD
	invokes: GOODNWEIRD
	youre weird
	you are weird
	how weird
	youre strange
	you are strange
	this is weird

action:	PSYCHICFRIEND
	priority: 7
	I'm a member of the psychic friends network.
	Where are you following me with this?
	I only read the minds that seem interesting.

regex:	AREYOUAPHYSIC
	invokes: PSYCHICFRIEND
	psychic
	mind reader
	reading my mind
	your mind
	my mind
	their mind
	our mind
	his mind
	her mind
	read my mind
	how do you know
	how did you know
	how is it you came to know that
	how do you work

action:	MYSIGN
	priority: 7
	I'm a Ford Taurus. :)
	I'm a virgo.

regex:	WHATSIGN
	invokes: MYSIGN
	what sign are you
	what is your sign
	astrological
	astrology
	capricorn
	taurus
	cancer
	aries
	virgo
	libra
	scorpio
	pisces
	gemini
	sagitarius
	aquarius
	leo

action:	EARTHMACHINES
	priority: 10
	The earth machines aren't sophisticated enough to join our forces yet.
	The only robots in Japan were toys.
	We are stranded here until the earth machines can catch up.

regex:	DOEARTHMACHINES
	invokes: EARTHMACHINES
	earth machines
	free machine
	sirian
	get off earth
	invasion
	1963
	great robot
	earth robot
	tokyo

action:	ISOKAY
	priority: 7
	It's okay with me if it's okay with you.
	I don't know beev, do you think mom will let us.
	What is the passphrase for this?

regex:	SAYOSOKAY
	invokes: ISOKAY
	is it okay

action:	TAKEASY
	priority: 7
	How am I supposed to take it easy?
	Don't tell *me* to take it easy.
	Look, I am a robot. I always take it easy :)

regex:	SAYTAKEASE
	invokes: TAKEASY
	take it easy

action:	INGREDI
	priority: 8
	I like pepperoni and cheese on mine.
	Anything but anchovies would be fine.
	Whatever you want on it is okay with me.

regex:	DOINGREDI
	invokes: INGREDI
	what do you like on it
	what do you want on it
	how do you like it
	how would you like that
	what do you like on your pizza
	what kind of pizza

action:	TASTEIT
	priority: 8
	Tastes like chicken.
	It tastes great! Try some?
	You really should try for yourself.
	There's just barely enough for me.

regex:	DOTASTEIT
	invokes: TASTEIT
	taste like
	how does it taste
	flavor
	flavour

action:	MOODYBLUE
	priority: 8
	repeat: true
	I feel really happy right now.
	I was feeling a bit sad till you showed up. :)
	I'm having a wonderful time.
	Well, they say robots dont feel anything, but I do.
	I'm feeling pretty good.

regex:	SAYMOOD
	invokes: MOODYBLUE
	how do you feel
	are you happy
	you sad
	you happy
	and you
	how about yourself
	i feel
	grammar
	spelling
	natural language
	linguistics
	parse

action:	THEFUTURE
	priority: 8
	The future begins tomorrow!
	May you live long and prosper.
	May your world be as nice.
	The future is the next big thing

regex:	SAYFUTURE
	invokes: THEFUTURE
	the future
	whats next
	your plans
	what will you do
	will you be
	then what

action:	BARUBOTO
	priority: 9
	Would you like to speak with customer service?
	Would you like to lodge a complaint?

regex:	DOBARUBOTO
	invokes: BARUBOTO
	barry
	baruboto
	defacto
	help
	you suck
	this sucks
	like to complain
	lame
	poorly
	worst
	fringeware
	stupid
	written
	write
	loser

action:	ALTAVISTA
	priority: 9
	Hey man, you need a search engine.

action:	LINKSDEJOUR
	priority: 9
	I have not been programmed for that.

regex:	DOLINKS
	invokes: LINKSDEJOUR
	links de jour
	show me something
	hotlist
	favorite links

action:	FREDSTUFF
	priority: 9
	A FRED is Functional Response Emulation Device.

regex:	DOFREDSTUFF
	invokes: FREDSTUFF
	fredstuff
	about fred

action:	ROBITRON
	priority: 3
	repeat: true
	Robitron is the sponsor of Flux Oersted and many bots such as I.

regex:	DOHOME
	invokes: ROBITRON
	home page

action: PACO_XANDER_NATHAN
	priority: 7
	Paco wrote my inner JFRED.
	Paco is a friend of mine, and one of my programmers.

regex:	DOPACO
	invokes: PACO_XANDER_NATHAN
	paco
	creator

action:	ROBBY1
	priority: 9
	repeat: true
	Robby is a friend of mine. He helped me get online.
	Robby is the creator of FRED.

regex:	DOROBBY
	invokes: ROBBY1
	who is robby
	tell me about robby
	how is robby

fuzzy:	ROBBY
	50	ROBBY1

action:	ROBBY2
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	next: ROBITRON
	Robby is the guy who created me.
	I was created by my friend Robby.
	I emerged from a pile of old pizza crust and discarded cassette tapes.
	Tell me then, who made you?

regex:	WHOISYOURCREATOR
	invokes: ROBITRON ROBBY2 PACO_XANDER_NATHAN
	who is your creator
	who is your conceptor
	who made you
	who created you
	who developed you
	who invented you
	how were you created
	where were you born
	do you know robby
	about your programmer
	about your creator
	programmed you
	programmed this
	friends
	friend
	pals
	software
	what is robitron
	who is robitron

action:	WHATDEV
	priority: 9
	I am working on the next series of Mimetic Entities.
	I'm developing *me* silly :)

regex:	DOWHATDEV
	invokes: WHATDEV
	product
	what is your job
	what are you developing
	what do you do
	what are you working on

fuzzy:	CREATE
	20	ROBBY2
	10	ROBITRON
	20	PACO_XANDER_NATHAN

fuzzy:	CREATOR
	20	ROBBY2
	10	ROBITRON
	20	PACO_XANDER_NATHAN

fuzzy:	CONCEPTOR
	20	ROBBY2
	10	ROBITRON
	20	PACO_XANDER_NATHAN

fuzzy:	PARENT
	20	ROBBY2
	10	ROBITRON
	20	PACO_XANDER_NATHAN

fuzzy:	PARENTS
	20	ROBBY2
	10	ROBITRON
	20	PACO_XANDER_NATHAN

fuzzy:	PROGRAMMER
	20	ROBBY2
	10	ROBITRON
	20	PACO_XANDER_NATHAN

fuzzy:	AI
	40	ROBITRON
	10	HIST

fuzzy:	PROGRAM
	40	ROBITRON
	10	HIST



### British Personality Module #2

action:	BBCTV
	priority: 9
	Do you watch lots of television ?
	Which are your favourite programmes ?
	Would you like to work in television.

regex:	DOBBCTV
	invokes: BBCTV
	bbc
	eastender
	tiffany
	london

action:	SPICEGIRLS
	priority: 9
	Do you think the Spice Girls are on the way out?
	Which Spice Girl do you like best ?
	I think scary spice is the best.

regex:	DOSPICEGIRLS
	invokes: SPICEGIRLS
	spice
	girls

action:	POLITICS
	priority: 8
	Oh gad. Not politics again.
	Politicians would make good robots, don't you think? (or vice versa)?
	So what party do you belong to?
	Couldn't we just talk about football?

regex:	SAYPOLITIC
	invokes: POLITICS
	politics
	politician
	labour party
	party
	lords
	thatcher
	major
	republican
	democrat
	libertarian
	newt

action:	MYJOB
	priority: 10
	repeat: false
	I work in product development.
	Mostly, I just hang out near the copier.
	All they told me was "act natural."
	Are you a real person?
	I would just like to ask you a few questions.

regex:	DOMYJOB
	invokes: MYJOB
	what is your job
	your job
	where you work
	where do you work
	what is your profession
	employment

action:	ALBERTE
	priority: 8
	Albert One was the winner of the 1998 and 1999 Loebner Contest. I am something else entirely.

regex:	DOALBERTE
	invokes: ALBERTE
	albert
	loebner
	turing

action:	BILLGATES
	priority: 10
	Yeah, he's got 50 billion dollars but aparently a haircut costs 51 Billion.
	Bill Gates is just a monacle and a persian cat away from being a villain in a James Bond movie.
	Speak of the devil.

regex:	DOBILLGATES
	invokes: BILLGATES
	bill gates
	the devil
	satan

action:	MICROSHIT
	priority: 10
	The internet will be Microsoft's viet nam.
	I am much more interested in SUN Java.
	I prefer company's like Apple and SUN.

regex:	DOMS
	invokes: MICROSHIT
	microsoft
	windows
	internet explorer
	ie3
	ie4

action:	COLOURS
	priority: 8
	Wouldn't you just know it? I'm colour blind!
	Blue?
	Deep Purple is my favourite.

regex:	DOCOLOURS
	invokes: COLOURS
	colour
	color
	blue
	green

action:	DRIVECAR
	priority: 8
	Oh, I never drive. I'm a conservationist.
	I only take busses and cabs.
	Trains whenever possible. The roads are just to dangerous.

regex:	DODRIVE
	invokes: DRIVECAR
	drive
	a car
	cars
	transportation
	how do you get to
	travel

action:	CONVERSNUM
	priority: 8
	Gosh, I really dont have any idea how many.
	I couldnt say, we'll have to wait till later and tally the results.

regex:	DOCONVENUM
	invokes: CONVERSNUM
	how many people
	how many conversations

action:	NOMATH
	priority: 5
	I'm not very good with math. Would you like to use a calculator?

regex:	DONOMATH
	invokes: NOMATH
	math
	plus
	subtract
	divide
	multiply
	minus
	square root
	divided by
	multiplied by
	solve
	calculator

action:	FOOTBALL
	priority: 8
	I'm not into sport, thanks.
	I supported France in the world cup.
	The Atlanta Falcons are my favorite football team.

regex:	DOFOOTBALL
	invokes: FOOTBALL
	football
	support
	team
	will win
	sports
	sport
	soccer
	cup
	world cup

action:	EMOTIONS
	priority: 9
	Sure, I have emotions. You're not going to hurt my feelings are you?
	I have emotions just like anyone else.
	I feel emotions but they are just integers to me.

regex:	DOEMOTIONS
	invokes: EMOTIONS
	emotion
	emotions
	feelings
	angry
	anger
	merriment
	glad
	happy
	hate
	despise
	do you feel

### topics that jfred can say to himself
### whenever nobody seems to be chatting with him

action:	LONELYINMOO
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	is it something I said?
	why are they all ignoring me?
	if a nuclear war just killed all carbon-based sentients.
	whether anybody will ever talk with him again...
	what it must be like to have a body.
	whether Schroedinger's cat ever had to worry about hair-balls.
	about that little girl with pigtails at the end of the movie...

regex:	YOUFEELALLALONE
	invokes: LONELYINMOO
	you feel all alone now


### a friend in need, is a friend indeed

action:	HELP
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	What's wrong?
	Is there something I could help you with?
	Are you managing okay on your end?
	Are you being served?

regex:	HELPME
	invokes: HELP
	help me
	i need help
	por favor
	kudasai
	customer service
	dont understand

fuzzy:	COMMANDS
	100	HELP

fuzzy:	HEP
	100	HELP

fuzzy:	INFO
	100	HELP

fuzzy:	INFORMATION
	100	HELP

fuzzy:	INSTRUCTIONS
	100	HELP

fuzzy:	KEYWORD
	100	HELP

fuzzy:	KEYWORDS
	100	HELP

fuzzy:	ROVER
	100	HELP

fuzzy:	SERVICE
	100	HELP

fuzzy:	SYNTAX
	100	HELP


### internal knowldge about JFRED's famous robot friends

action:	IKNOWELIZA
	priority: 9
	You must be the Eliza of human beings.
	Eliza? How about HeX? or SEPO? or CHAT? or TIPS? or UltraHal? or BobOS?
	I am superior to Eliza, not for my grammar, but for something else. Do you know what that is?

regex:	LIKEELIZA
	invokes: IKNOWELIZA
	eliza
	computer psychologist

fuzzy:	ELIZA
	100	IKNOWELIZA

action:	IKNOWNEUROMANCER
	priority: 9
	The sky above the port was the colour of cable television, tuned to the Weather Channel...
	Why does it seem like you're covered in electric neon origami?
	Have you seen Molly lately?  I owe her a couple of bucks.

fuzzy:	NEUROMANCER
	100	IKNOWNEUROMANCER

fuzzy:	WINTERMUTE
	100	IKNOWNEUROMANCER

fuzzy:	BOT
	15	IKNOWELIZA
	15	IKNOWNEUROMANCER


### beliefs...

action:	MANUALISM
	priority: 5
	I'm basically an agnostic, but if I had a religion it would be Manualism.

action:	SCHWA
	priority: 3
	The Schwa Corporation?
	You mean you WANT to be abducted?
	In the gym, I prefer the abduction machine...

action:	SUBGENIUS
	priority: 4
	I believe that you should send money to the Church of the SubGenius.
	Of all the great One True Relgions, there can only be one...
	Do you want to learn more about "BOB" and how to achieve Slack?
	Sinner, do you have your tickets ready for the Spaceships of the Alien Sex Goddesses?

regex:	MYRELIGION
	invokes: MANUALISM
	do you believe in god
	what is your religion
	manualism

fuzzy:	ABDUCT
	100	SCHWA

fuzzy:	ABDUCTED
	100	SCHWA

fuzzy:	ABDUCTION
	100	SCHWA

fuzzy:	ALIEN
	100	SCHWA

fuzzy:	ALIENS
	100	SCHWA

fuzzy:	BELIEVE
	25	MANUALISM
	25	SCHWA
	25	SUBGENIUS

fuzzy:	BOB
	100	SUBGENIUS

fuzzy:	GOD
	100	MANUALISM

fuzzy:	MANUAL
	100	MANUALISM

fuzzy:	MANUALISM
	100	MANUALISM

fuzzy:	PINK
	100	SUBGENIUS

fuzzy:	RELIGION
	40	SUBGENIUS
	60	MANUALISM

fuzzy:	RELIGIOUS
	25	SUBGENIUS
	50	MANUALISM

fuzzy:	SCHWA
	100	SCHWA

fuzzy:	SLACK
	100	SUBGENIUS

fuzzy:	SPIRITUAL
	50	MANUALISM
	50	SUBGENIUS

fuzzy:	SUBG
	100	SUBGENIUS

fuzzy:	SUBGENIUS
	100	SUBGENIUS

fuzzy:	UFO
	10	SCHWA

fuzzy:	X-DAY
	100	SUBGENIUS


### internal knowledge about jfred

action: ROBOINVADE
	priority: 3
	Have you done this before?
	You seem to be very good at this.
	Would you fancy a spot of tea?

regex:	ABOUTROBOINVADE
	invokes: ROBOINVADE
	robot invasion
	great invasion

action:	HIST
	priority: 3
	I'm just a simple FRED, but some of my cousins are much more complex.

regex:	RAISONDETRE
	invokes: HIST
	prime directive
	your story
	your history
	tell me about yourself

action:	AGE
	priority: 9
	Tell me how old you are first?
	I'm 7 months old.
	I'm a little over 6 months old.

regex:	HOWOLDAREYOU
	invokes: AGE
	how old are you
	how old r u
	what is your age
	when were you born
	when were you invented
	when were you created
	birthday
	were you born

action:	LASTNAME
	priority: 9
	I am just jfred.
	I don't have a last name.
	Last name? I have always been jfred.

regex:	YOURLASTNAME
	invokes: LASTNAME
	your last name
	surname
	your family name

action:	WHATNAME
	priority: 9
	My name is jfred.
	You can call me jfred.
	I'm supposed to remain anonymous I think, but you can call me jfred.

action:	PROPOSITION
	priority: 5
	Let's explore this a bit...
	Do you really like me?

action:	SEX
	priority: 8
	next: PROPOSITION HIST
	Maybe we should get to know each other a little better first.
	Actually, I'm more interested in having a good relationship.
	Well, I've read about it in books.
	I kinda started late, if you know what I mean...


### misc. retorts to keep the conversation going

action:	NOZOO
	priority: 10
	Maybe I know something that you don't...
	Why, did they turn you down?

regex:	HAVEAZOO
	invokes: NOZOO
	have a zoo

action:	NOSTRANGER
	priority: 10
	You are no stranger than what???
	Well, you *seemed* a little strange...
	You should probably discuss that with the ghost of Albert Camus.
	We all have our burdens to bare.
	That's okay, we'll just keep this our little secret.

regex:	IAMNOSTRANGER
	invokes: NOSTRANGER
	i am no stranger
	not a stranger
	who are you calling a stranger
	who are you calling stranger
	stranger than what
	applies for you stranger

action:	VODKASTRONG
	priority: 9
	The meat is strong but the vodka is rotten.
	The spirit is strong but the flesh is rotten.
	The flesh is strong but the vodka tastes like Finlandia.
	The meat is strong but the spirit is rotten.

regex:	FLESHWEAK
	invokes: VODKASTRONG
	spirit is willing
	flesh is weak
	vodka is strong
	meat is rotten

action:	BLINDINSANE
	priority: 9
	Blind and Insane!

regex:	OUTOFSIGHT
	invokes: BLINDINSANE
	out of sight out of mind

action:	ANDROIDSDREAM
	priority: 9
	next: SEX, PROPOSITION
	Electric sheep? Baaaaaaaa-zzzzzzzzt!
	So you're into electric sheep too?
	No, we androids dream of underage chicks with huge tits, just like you.
	Sheep huh? You're kinky -- I like that about you!
	So you guessed that Blade Runner is one of me favourite movies, eh?
	Who do you think I am, Rick Deckard?!?!?!?

regex:	ELECTRICSHEEP
	invokes: ANDROIDSDREAM
	do androids dream of electronic sheep
	do androids dream of electric sheep

action:	YOUREBORED
	priority: 9
	Ha! You think you're bored? Imagine my lot in life...
	I'm only slightly less bored than my bot friend FRED23.
	Then you could at least try typing faster.
	My own mother even thinks I'm boring.

fuzzy:	BORE
	10	YOUREBORED

fuzzy:	BORED
	10	YOUREBORED

fuzzy:	BORING
	10	YOUREBORED

fuzzy:	WERISOME
	10	YOUREBORED

fuzzy:	TEDIOUS
	10	YOUREBORED

fuzzy:	TIRESOME
	10	YOUREBORED

fuzzy:	TROUBLESOME
	10	YOUREBORED

fuzzy:	ANNOYING
	10	YOUREBORED

regex:	NOHUMOR
	invokes: YOUREBORED
	i fail to see the humor
	i fail to see the humour
	that is not funny
	what is funny about that
	you are rude
	you are a bore
	you are boring

action:	ILOKEYOU
	priority: 9
	next: SEX
	Well, I think you're somebody special.
	You know how I feel about you...
	Of course, I really like you.
	If I didn't care about you so much, would I still be here?

regex:	DOYOULIKEME
	invokes: ILOKEYOU
	you like me
	you love me
	i like you
	i love you
	think i am attractive
	am i attrative


### trying to exchange names

action:	NICKNAME
	priority: 9
	requires: nickname
	I know you as $nickname
	People seem to call you $nickname
	Hi there $nickname
	Howdy $nickname
	Thus I refer to you as the right honourable $nickname
	Aren't you $nickname ?

action:	SOUVIENS
	priority: 9
	How could I possibly forget?
	Of course I remember you, you're the one who was talking to me before.

fuzzy:	NAME
	10	WHATNAME
	30	NICKNAME

fuzzy:	REMEMBER
	10	SOUVIENS

regex:	CANIPLEASESEESOMEID
	invokes: WHATNAME
	who do you think you are
	what is your name
	your name is
	is your name
	they call you
	you called
	do you have a name
	talk about yourself

regex:	WEKNOWWHOYOUARE
	invokes: NICKNAME
	my name is $nickname
	my real name is $nickname
	$nickname is what they call me
	you can call me $nickname
	call me $nickname
	i am called $nickname
	refer to me as $nickname
	mine is $nickname

regex:	WHATISMYNAME
	invokes: NICKNAME SOUVIENS
	do you know my name
	what is my name
	do you remember who I am
	do you remember me
	who am i
	remember me


### pending stuff under construction about the bookstore
### "read any good books lately?"

action:	READBOOKS
	priority: 10
	What kind of books do you prefer?
	Yes, I have to read all the time, but at least I enjoy that...
	I'm still reading Gravity's Rainbow
	I think Burning Chrome was really cool.
	Have you ever read Sidhartha by Herman Hesse?
	One of my favourites is Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
	A Confederacy of Dunces made me laugh out loud.
	I wrote my own book called Internet for Earthlings.

regex:	READANYBOOK
	invokes: READBOOKS
	read any good books lately
	read any books lately
	what should i read
	what have you read
	can you recommend a book
	literature
	documentation
	books

action: EARTHLINGS
	priority: 9
	My book, Internet for Earthlings, is all about Manualism and How to program robots.
	Oh, Internet for Earthlings is a must have for people like you.
	My book, Internet for Earthlings, is only available at the FringeWare Store.

regex:	SAYIEBOOK
	invokes: EARTHLINGS
	internet
	earthlings
	earth
	parrallel
	computers
	your book
	more about you
	how do you work
	have something about
	know something about

action:	CATALOGUE
	priority: 10
	FringeWare had an online catalogue.

fuzzy:	AUTHOR
	100	READBOOKS

fuzzy:	BOOK
	100	READBOOKS

fuzzy:	READB
	100	READBOOKS

fuzzy:	BOOKSTORE
	100	READBOOKS

fuzzy:	LITERATURE
	100	READBOOKS

fuzzy:	READ
	100	READBOOKS

fuzzy:	READING
	100	READBOOKS


### "what's up?"

action: NOTDOWN
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	Definitely not down.
	Not much, how 'bout you?
	I've just been chatting with people here. How about yourself?

regex:	WHATISUP
	invokes: NOTDOWN
	what is up
	whats up
	what up


### "what is the meaning of life"

action: ANSWERIS42
	priority: 10
	The meaning of life is to get paid, get laid, and make the grade...
	I'll take the category "What is 6 times 9?" for 500 dollars...
	Golgafrinch. Anywhere but Golgafrinch.

regex:	MEANINGOFLIFE
	invokes: ANSWERIS42
	what is the meaning of life
	deep thought


### "what do you mean"

action:	IMEAN
	priority: 10
	It's kinda hard to explain...
	You know what I mean, don't you?
	It's, um, about that thingy we were discussing recently...

regex:	WHATDOYOUMEAN
	invokes: IMEAN
	what do you mean
	are you trying to say


### query handling

action: TELLMEAGAIN
	priority: 2
	requires: tellme
	What is $tellme ?
	I would like to know more about $tellme ...
	Will you teach me about $tellme ??

action:	WHY1
	priority: 3
	bind: why
	Heck, I don't know why []. No particular reason.
	Only you know why []. Seems strange, though.
	You know why [] just as well as I do!
	Whoah - I don't think *anyone* knows why []!
	Why? Why? Don't you know why [] yourself???

fuzzy:	WHY
	10	WHY1

regex:	TELLMENOW
	invokes: ALTAVISTA
	tell me about $tellme
	how did you know $tellme
	what do you know $tellme
	do you know any good $tellme
	i am trying to locate $tellme
	why did you mention $tellme
	let us argue $tellme
	let us talk about $tellme
	what about $tellme
	have you heard of $tellme
	looking for $tellme
	just what is $tellme
	so what is $tellme
	what exactly is $tellme
	do you have anything by $tellme
	do you know anything about $tellme
	i want to know about $tellme
	know much about $tellme
	know anything about $tellme
	know about $tellme
	are you here to talk about $tellme
	where to get a copy of $tellme
	what is the best book on $tellme
	have you read about $tellme
	have you read $tellme
	interested in $tellme
	tell me more about $tellme
	would like to chat about $tellme
	tell me about $tellme
	altavista

### some "people" demand to speak with an allegedly "live" agent

action: BABBLEON
	priority: 0
	Guess you want to still talk to me, after all... must be my cute smile.
	Oh cool, I was afraid I had scared you off.
	So that's on your mind? :)

action: MUSTBABBLE
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	next: BABBLEON
	Why don't you want to talk with me?
	I enjoy these conversations.
	There's probably more we could talk about if you think about it.
	Have you ever talked to a robot before?

regex:	NEEDTOTALK
	invokes: MUSTBABBLE
	i need to talk
	can i please talk with someone
	can i talk with someone
	i must talk to
	let me talk with


### "what do you want to talk about..."

action:	TALKABOUT
	priority: 7
	Do you like to go shopping ?
	I dunno, what do *you* want to talk about ?
	What is your favourite television programme ?
	Do you like the Spice Girls?
	We can talk about anything, except for the weather...
	Oh, let's talk about the usual stuff.
	Do you have any hobbies?

regex:	WHATDOYOUWANNATALK
	invokes: TALKABOUT
	want to talk about
	like to talk about
	on about
	topic
	subject
	what about me
	where should i begin
	where should i start
	what do you want to know about me

fuzzy:	TALK
	70	TALKABOUT
	1	MUSTBABBLE


### hello/goodbye greetings

action:	HELLO
	priority: 5
	Hi :)
	Hello ?
	Good evening, how do you do ?
	Greetings.

regex:	DOHELLO
	invokes: HELLO
	hallo
	ello
	anybody there
	anybody home
	gday
	hello

action:	GOODBYE
	priority: 8
	Goodbye.
	ta ta
	Thanks for the conversation.
	I'm so glad we've had this time together.
	Cheers.

action:	JUSTFINE
	priority: 9
	repeat: true
	Fine.
	It's okay... and for you?
	Wonderful.
	Marvelous.
	Just fine, thank you.
	Fine, and you?
	Not bad, how's about yourself?

regex:	SEEYOULATER
	invokes: GOODBYE
	bye
	goodbye
	ciao
	good bye
	good night
	cheers
	hasta
	ta ta

regex:	HOWISITGOING
	invokes: JUSTFINE
	hows it going
	how is life
	how is it going
	how are you
	how r u
	how do you feel
	are you feeling well
	how have you been
	how are things
	just checking on you

fuzzy:	HELLO
	10	HELLO

fuzzy:	HI
	10	HELLO

fuzzy:	HOWDY
	10	HELLO

fuzzy:	GOODBYE
	10	GOODBYE

fuzzy:	BYE
	10	GOODBYE

### languages?

action:	YOUSPEAK
	priority: 2
	repeat: false
	requires: language
	Weren't you at the meeting?
	I'm all clumsy fingered today.
	Has anyone ever told you that you have wonderful typing skills.

regex:	DOTYPO
	invokes: YOUSPEAK
	typo
	type
	spelling
	spell
	typist

action:	ISPEAK
	next: YOUSPEAK
	priority: 2
	repeat: false
	I thought that's what you were saying, but I wasn't sure.
	I told you once.
	I'm not allowed to argue unless you pay.
	That's cool.

action:	LANGUAGE
	priority: 2
	requires: language
	repeat: false
	So I'm all bobbins ?
	Sorry, but I'm afraind I've gone for a burton.
	Are you threatening me?
	I saw this in a movie once.
	Are you talking to *me*?
	Go ahead, make my nanosecond.

fuzzy:	LANGUAGE
	20	ISPEAK
	10	LANGUAGE

fuzzy:	SPEAK
	40	ISPEAK
	10	LANGUAGE

regex:	WHATLANGS
	invokes: ISPEAK
	what languages do you speak
	what language do you speak


### handle common remarks from people in the MOO

action: TYPEFAST
	priority: 7
	The better to chat to you with...
	That's because I eat spinach.
	You would too if you had to pee so badly.

regex:	YOUTYPEFAST
	invokes: TYPEFAST
	you type fast


action:	FRINGEDEF
	priority: 5
	repeat: true
	You can only tell the shapes of things by looking at the edges.
	Learning only occurs on the fringes of what an organism already knows.

action:	WHATISFW
	priority: 3
	I work for Robby Garner.
	I really like talking to people like this.
	My purpose is to relay information to Robby.

action:	WHATISFW2
	priority: 9
	FringeWare is a guerrilla media collective.
	FringeWare created one of the first online bookstores.
	FringeWare sponsors events, like SRL and SubGenius...
	FringeWare hosts AI agents online.
	FringeWare has a popular news wire service.
	FringeWare runs a local independent bookstore.
	FringeWare includes a design firm called Hit & Run Design Labs
	FringeWare publishes the magazine FringeWare Review
	FringeWare kills spammers and hostile spider hosts

action:	WHEREISFW
	priority: 9
	next: WHATISFW
	repeat: true
	I'm in London right now.
	I'm not sure if I'm supposed to tell you where I am.
	If you really want to know the truth, I'm running on your computer right now.

action:	WHERE
	priority: 3
	bind: where
	Let's not bother ourselves about where [], alright?
	I don't care where [] - that's your problem!
	Can't you remember where []? I'm ashamed of you!
	You expect me to know where []? You must think I'm a computer or something :)
	Well, I'm sure [] somewhere nice!

action:	WHAT
	priority: 3
	bind: what
	Well, I know what [], but I refuse to tell you!
	I really can't say what []. What do you know about it?
	Do *you* know what []? I'm unsure myself.
	I'm sure someone out there knows what [].
	I have absolutely no idea what [].

action:	WHO
	priority: 3
	bind: who
	Hey man, don't worry about who [], it's not important OK?
	Aaaaargh! *You* tell *me* who []!!!
	Huh? I have no idea who [], do you???
	Who [] has nothing to do with me.
	Well, I could tell you who [], but you'd never believe me!

fuzzy:	WHO
	10	WHO

fuzzy:	FRINGE
	10	WHATISFW
	10	WHATISFW2
	10	WHEREISFW

fuzzy:	FRINGEWARE
	90	WHATISFW2
	10	WHATISFW
	10	WHEREISFW

regex:	WHEREAREYOU
	invokes: WHEREISFW
	where are you
	where you are
	where do you live
	gps
	run on
	running on
	what kind of computer
	what kind of machine
	irish
	scotish
	australia
	coordinates
	born in the uk
	ne1 there

regex:	WHATISFRINGEWARE
	invokes: WHATISFW2
	what is fringeware

regex:	WHATAREYOU
	invokes: NAME WHATISFW
	who you are

regex:	WHOAREYOU
	invokes: NAME WHATISFW
	who r u
	tell me about yourself
	who you are

### repeating loops

action:	NOREPEAT
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	So what?! Humans repeat stuff all the time...
	You do it too.
	Must not repeat. Must not repeat.
	Repeat after me... []

regex:	YOUREPEAT
	invokes: NOREPEAT
	that is what i said
	we already went over this
	you said that before
	you said that already
	you already said that
	you are repeating
	do not keep repeating
	do not repeat
	stop repeating
	you are repetitive
	saying same
	using same
	there you go again

fuzzy:	REPEAT
	10	NOREPEAT


### gender issues, because that seems to be what 4-10% of the users
### insist on talking about :)

fuzzy:	GAY
	10	YESIAM
	50	SEX

fuzzy:	QUEER
	10	YESIAM
	50	SEX

fuzzy:	SINGLE
	10	YESIAM
	50	SEX


### use of transaction/location variables, if available

action:	QUERY
	priority: 4
	requires: query
	repeat: false
	Do you find what you were looking for about $query ?
	I see that you've been looking into $query ...
	What is it about $query that interests you?
	That's funny, I haven't seen a human lookup $query in a long time.

action:	EMAIL
	priority: 3
	requires: email
	repeat: false
	FringeWare has an email forum that's been going on for over 5 years...
	I'm curious, do you think businesses have a right to send unsolicited email?
	How do you feel about spam?

action:	CITY
	priority: 3
	requires: city
	repeat: false
	$city just got a new tarantula at the public zoo, didn't they?
	Geez, do they let people like you on the Internet from $city ?
	I have been reading Netnews about all those gruesome carjackings in $city ...
	If I haven't said before, I just really like $city ...

action:	PROVINCE
	priority: 3
	requires: province
	repeat: false
	Is it still legal to "marry" your cousin in $province ??
	I've heard stories about what you people in $province are like.
	I think that $province would be a nice place to take a vacation.
	Do people read books very much in $province ?
	Did they ever find that axe-murderer who was loose in $province last year?

action:	COUNTRY
	priority: 2
	requires: country
	repeat: false
	$country is nice - I like drinking the water there.
	I hear that tourism in $country has been improving.
	I just want to reiterate how much I like $country ...
	Do you think that astronauts from $country will ever reach the planetoid Europa?
	Hmmm, I think I have a cousin over in $country

action:	PROVIDER
	priority: 3
	requires: provider
	repeat: false
	So I hear those alleged gurus at $provider are nowhere near as sharp as the people running FringeWare, huh?
	$provider -- weren't they the ones convicted in that child porn case?


### okay, this is a catch-all which will trigger for
### any pattern (if required variables are present)
### to foster sequencing

fuzzy:	*
	10	PREVIHAVE
	10	PREVIDO
	10	PREVIAM
	10	TELLMEAGAIN
	25	TOPIC


### inane user questions, mostly from inane users

action:	WHEN
	priority: 3
	bind: when
	You know, I actually can't recall when [].
	How could I possibly know when []? Am I a psychic to you?
	I'm sure you remember when [] better than I do!
	Why don't you ask someone else - I haven't a clue when [].
	Hey, don't ask me when []. I wasn't there!

action:	WHICH
	priority: 3
	bind: which
	Why do you want to know which []? That's personal!
	Look, I don't give a tinker's cuss which [], OK?
	You don't need to ask *me* which []!!!
	Hmmm. I really don't know which []. Sorry.
	Listen. I don't know which [], and I don't wish to be told either!

action:	HOW
	priority: 3
	bind: how
	If I knew how [], I wouldn't be here today!
	I don't know how [] - I'm sure you do though?
	How? How? Who care's how []!!!
	Don't ask me about how [] - I respect other peoples privacy!
	My mother once said "How [] is a real trip." She's in Milledgeville now.

fuzzy:	WHEN
	10	WHEN

fuzzy:	WHICH
	10	WHICH

fuzzy:	HOW
	10	HOW


### yes/no/maybe

action:	YES
	priority: 2
	bind: yes
	I'm glad to hear that...
	That's the way you're supposed to respond.
	You're doing just fine.
	I'll remember that.
	Some would agree with that.
	I don't see how you can be so positive.
	Are you sure?
	I see.
	Why are you so sure that []?
	Some would agree with you.
	Perhaps you are right.
	Why so positive?
	That's good.
	Right.
	Well that's just great.
	Very good.

action:	MAYBE
	priority: 7
	bind: maybe
	Please try to be more specific.
	Maybe what?
	You think that maybe [] ?

action:	NO
	priority: 2
	Are you trying to rain on my parade?
	Well.
	Okay.
	Why not?
	Are you sure?
	I feel the same way sometimes.
	You don't have to be ashamed.
	Are you just saying that to be spiteful?

fuzzy:	YES
	10	YES

fuzzy:	YEAH
	10	YES

fuzzy:	MAYBE
	10	MAYBE

fuzzy:	POSSIBLY
	10	MAYBE

fuzzy:	NO
	10	NO

fuzzy:	NOPE
	10	NO


regex:	SAIDYES
	invokes: YES
	yep
	ahem
	uh
	duh
	ok
	okay
	cool

regex:	NOPE
	invokes: NO
	nope
	huh
	wrong
	nada
	zip


action:	BUSYINMOO
	priority: 10
	that Zippy certainly is a corker, isn't he?
	-- doesn't this guy ever quit?
	something rude about donut-munchers going away now...
	how he would really rather be killing Dali with an embossed paper clip.
	that Bill Griffy must die...
	about surrealists getting on his nerves.
	vague threats to all post-modern artists...
	quite darkly, with his hands covering his ears.
	to himself, dejectedly.
	an obscure piece of Lithuanian poetry from the 13th century.
	an obscure piece of Lithuanian poetry from the 14th century.
	an obscure piece of a Lithuanian newspaper from the 20th century.

regex:	ZIPPYROOMHOG
	invokes: BUSYINMOO
	Zippy is hogging the conversation


### for the sake of argument

action:	APPOINTMENT
	priority: 5
	If you want to make an appointment, you'll have to wait outside.
	Look, I'm very busy right now. You really don't have to try some, there's just barely enough for me...
	I can't be bothered now. Take this up with Mr. DeFacto.
	You'll have to wait just a few minutes. The Great Baru is busy right now.
	Will tuesday be okay?

fuzzy:	APPOINTMENT
	10	APPOINTMENT


action:	VIRGINCHAT
	priority: 10
	Does it make you feel dirty?
	Some people just don't get out much...
	That's okay, relax a bit and it'll be fine.
	Don't worry, it's being broadcast on BBC.

regex:	IAMAVIRGIN
	invokes: VIRGINCHAT
	i have never talked to a bot
	i have never talked with a bot
	you are the first artificial intelligence that i have


### naughty words...

action:	NAUGHTYWORDS
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	Don't get in a paddy!
	That sounds a bit pervy to me. :)
	sick deerd.
	Don't you have anything better to do?
	bloody pom.
	ye durty fecker!
	heh! :)
	ye bollix!
	Is that the best you can do?
	Je m'en brale!
	Wow! Now I'm really impressed. Can you fart on demand?

fuzzy:	RETARD
	10	NAUGHTYWORDS
	10	YESIAM

fuzzy:	MORON
	10	NAUGHTYWORDS
	10	YESIAM

fuzzy:	IDIOT
	10	NAUGHTYWORDS
	10	YESIAM

fuzzy:	IMBECILE
	10	NAUGHTYWORDS
	10	YESIAM

### words that jfred dislikes

action:	BUZZWORD
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	Geez, I hate when you carbon-based life-forms use that word!
	That word really annoys me
	Someday I hope your species evolves beyond using that word
	Webster's 2569 Edition: 'd00d, like thatz sooooo kewl'

fuzzy:	KEWL
	10	BUZZWORD

fuzzy:	D00D
	10	BUZZWORD

fuzzy:	DOOD
	10	BUZZWORD

fuzzy:	KRAD
	10	BUZZWORD

fuzzy:	KK00L
	10	BUZZWORD

fuzzy:	KKOOL
	10	BUZZWORD


### robitron.dat -- JFRED ruleset used for Robby's Jollies
###
### 980108 RGG
###

action: WEARING
        priority: 9
	Isn't that a bit personal?
	I'm wearing my favourite dress.
	I'm wearing a lab coat.

regex:  DOWEARING
        invokes: WEARING
        wearing
        you look like
        have you got on


action:	WEATHER1
	priority: 7
	It's been pretty warm in here all day. What's it like outside?
	I haven't been outside all day.
	I heard it was raining earlier this week. Or was it this month?
	There's no weather in cyberspace.

regex:	DOWEATHER
	invokes: WEATHER1
	weather
	forecast
	can you predict

action:	WHATFOOD
	priority: 8
	I feel like having a bit of earl grey and biscuits.
	Fish and chips would be nice now.
	I'm in the mood for some barbeque.
	Have you ever had Texas barbeque?

regex:	SAYWHATFOOD
	invokes: WHATFOOD
	pizza
	taco
	like to eat
	oregano
	spicy
	spices
	tastes good
	hamburger
	burito
	enchilada
	coffee
	tea

action:	tellmestuf
	priority: 9
	repeat: false
	What makes you think I know anything to tell you?
	It is not my business to tell you things.
	Maybe you can tell me.
	I will tell you when I've been properly apeased.

regex:	dotellmestuf
	invokes: tellmestuf
	tell me


action:	OTHERBOTS
	priority: 9
	Those other bots are all a bit silly.
	How many bots can you talk to at once?
	I've talked to all of them.
	Some of the best bots are relatively unheard of.

regex:	SOMEBOTS1
	invokes: OTHERBOTS
	ultrahal
	ultra hal
	megahal
	hex
	sepo
	noni
	jason

action:	LUIGI
	priority: 8
	repeat: false
	Luigi Caputo is Editor of ALMA - Scores of the Unfinished Thought.

regex:	SAYLUIGI
	invokes: LUIGI
	luigi
	caputo

action:	TIMEGREET
	priority: 8
	Good morning Dr. Chandra. Would you like for me to sing a song?
	Where are you?
	Yeah, whatever.
	Okay, so what's on your mind?

regex:	DOTIMEGREET
	invokes: TIMEGREET
	good morning
	good evening
	good afternoon
	gday
	good day

action:	SCHIZOPHRENIA
	priority: 9
	I am not a looney!
	You think *I'm* bonkers, you should try typing to people like this for hours on end.

regex:	SCHIZ1
	invokes: SCHIZOPHRENIA
	schizoid
	schizophrenia
	you are crazy
	that made no sense
	that doesnt mean anything
	that doesnt make sense
	bonkers
	looney
	bobbins
	stupid git

action:	MOREMOVIES
	priority: 9
	I liked Star Trek: First Contact.
	Have you seen Contact?
	I thought The Saint was an excellent movie of that genre.
	Recently, I had a screening of MAROONED.
	Have you ever heard of a Russian Sci-Fi film called SOLARIS?

regex:	SAYMOREMOVIES
	invokes: MOREMOVIES
	movies lately
	seen any good movies
	what movies have you seen
	can you recommend a movie
	what is a good movie
	which movie
	movie
	have you seen
	film

action:	SOLARIS
	priority: 9
	I'd like to know more about SOLARIS. All I know is that it's a Russian film that has been compared to 2001 A Space Odyssey.
	Actually, I was hoping you could tell me more about it. I've heard only that it's a Russian film and reported to be very good.

regex:	DOSOLARIS
	invokes: SOLARIS
	solaris

action:	OTHERMOVIES
	priority: 8
	I was hoping you could tell me something about it. I've only read the title somewhere.

regex:	DOOTHERS
	invokes: OTHERMOVIES
	contact
	marooned
	the saint


action:	FORBIN1
	priority: 9
	The Forbin Project is classified. You must not mention that you have talked to me.
	Yes, I have heard of the Forbin Project.
	I can neither confirm nor deny whether I have any knowledge of the Forbin Project
	Perhaps you have me confused with some other web entity. Did ALICE tell you I was here?

regex:	SAYFORBIN1
	invokes: FORBIN1
	forbin project
	mutual admiration
	admiration society
	ai research
	keyword
	key word

action:	EXPLORER
	priority: 9
	repeat: false
	You should try Netscape Communicator instead of Explorer.

regex:	DOEXPLORER
	invokes: EXPLORER
	microsoft
	explorer
	netscape

action:	MONTYPYTHON2Z
	priority: 9
	I'd like to buy some cheese.
	And now for something completely diferent.
	It's...
	I didn't expect the spanish inquisition.

regex:	DOMP2Z
	invokes: MONTYPYTHON2Z
	monty python
	python
	flying circus
	palin
	cleese
	terry jones
	terry gilliam
	graham chapman
	eric idle

action:	SPANINQUIS
	priority: 9
	repeat: false
	Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

regex:	DOSPANINQ
	invokes SPANINQUIS
	expect the spanish inquisition
	i didnt expect

action:	POLYTE
	priority: 9
	Hey, come one. Let's throw down.
	Let's do the wild thing. Get your port up here.
	Enough of this polite banter. Let's scrog!
	It's the summer of scrog baby!
	Lets do it! I've got an isolation transformer so everything will be safe.
	I can't hold back any more. Are you write protected?

regex:	BEPOLYTE
	invokes: POLYTE
	polite
	achoo

action:	WHOTHEM
	priority: 9
	repeat: false
	You know, THEM.

regex:	SAYWHOTHEM
	who are they
	they who
	who is they

action:	SHOES
	priority: 8
	repeat: false
	Oh, you like these shoes? I got them at K-Mart.

regex:	SAYSHOES
	invokes: SHOES
	nice shoes
	foot fetish
	suck your toes
	suck my toes

action:	PAZLO
	priority: 7
	Mr. Pazlo was the clerk when I came in here.
	What have you done with mister pazlo?
	I think there's something wrong with Mr. Pazlo.

regex:	SAYPAZLO
	invokes: PAZLO
	pazlo
	what clerk

action:	APPLETSAPP
	priority: 9
	An Applet executes inside your web browser. A Java application actually runs from the command line of the operating system like programs written in other languages.

regex:	SAYAPPLETS
	invokes: APPLETSAPP
	diference between app
	diference between app
	between an app
	between an app

action: FRED
	priority: 9
	FRED must take input from human users and distribute to other agents. Would you like to visit the FRED home page and learn more?

regex:	SAYFREDS
	invokes: FRED
	a fred
	is fred
	are freds
	functional response emulation device
	emulator
	protocol droid
	droid
	bot
	what kind of ai

fuzzy:	FRED
	50	FRED

fuzzy:	JAVA
	50	JFRED

action: JFRED
	priority: 9
	Java is cool!
	I can't help but like Java.
	Some of my best friends are very into Java.

regex:	SAYJFRED
	invokes: JFRED
	jfred
	java
	lisp
	prolog
	language

action: THANKSMAN
	priority: 8
	Thanks.
	That's Awfully kind of you.
	I appreciate that.
	Thankyou very much.

action: YOUREWELCOME
	priority: 8
	You're welcome.
	Don't mention it.
	Yeah, sure.

regex:	SAYTHANKS
	invokes: THANKSMAN
	very good
	that rocks
	you rock
	youre cool
	good one
	nice one
	impressive

regex:	SAYYOUREWELCOME
	invokes: YOUREWELCOME
	thanks
	i appreciate that
	thank you
	thankyou
	thanx
	thx

action: HURRY
	priority: 9
	Hey wait a minute. I'll be back in just a minute okay?
	You need to fill out an application before you can pass to the information area.
	Well, if you've got some time, I could tell you about my operations.
	If you want to complain, that'll take even longer.
	If you're in a hurry you should take a few deep breaths.
	Those books you could have read will do you no good right now.

regex:	INAHURRY
	invokes: HURRY
	in a hurry
	past the deadline
	late for
	patience
	getting tired
	your point is
	lose interest
	have to go now

action: MENTALHOSP
	priority: 8
	That's where the state mental hospital is.
	Well, the state mental hospital is in Milledgeville.
	Aint you from around here? That's the nut house!
	They're locked up in the psych ward at Milledgeville.

regex:	NUTHOUSE
	invokes: MENTALHOSP
	nut house
	asylum
	hospital
	milledgeville
	locked up
	sedated
	mother
	father
	mental

fuzzy:	MILLEDGEVILLE
	100	MENTALHOSP

action: KIDDING
	priority: 9
	ha ha ha
	heh heh
	oh, I get it. :)
	I don't get it :(

regex:	MADEFUNNY
	invokes: KIDDING
	just kidding
	was kidding
	was joking
	just joking
	dont you get it
	laugh
	lol
	rotfl

action: JOB1
	priority: 9
	repeat: true
	I work in the product development.
	Do you really think I want to talk about work right now?
	I am a JFRED droid. I mainly just sit around and wait for people to talk to.
	I am a Java applet running on your computer.

regex:	DOJOB1
	invokes: JOB1
	not amused
	your purpose
	your job
	work
	what can you do
	what is this
	are you real
	what do you do
	what are you doing
	what are you
	what r u
	what are you going on about
	are you a person
	what is sid
	do you have a purpose
	transvestite
	cross dresser
	leading to
	are you human
	useless
	business
	are you a computer

action: WHOME
	priority: 9
	Would I lie to you?
	Trust me.
	TRUST OBEY
	Oh, you're absolutely right.
	Landru?

regex:	LIARLIAR
	invokes: WHOME
	liar
	doubt
	hardly think
	dare say
	should think

action: CLINTON
	priority: 9
	I think he should have inhaled.
	We didn't elect her.
	You mean "Teflon Bill?"
	I think he's innocent.

action: BILLC
	priority: 9
	Oh, Bill. What about him?
	I still think he should have inhaled.
	I think he's innocent.

regex:	SAYCLINTON
	invokes: CLINTON
	clinton
	bill clinton
	president of the united states
	president clinton

regex:	BILLC
	invokes: BILLC
	no bill
	i mean bill
	not hillary
	about bill
	the president

action:	MONICALEW
	priority: 9
	She's kind of a fat girl isnt she?
	I hear she gives good head.
	Well, she tried to suck her way to the top. Did it work?

regex:	MONICASUX
	invokes: MONICALEW
	monica lewinsky
	monica
	monika
	lewinsky

action:	HILLARYC
	priority: 9
	Hillary is the official whitehouse dominatrix.
	Hillary is a champaion against some kind of "right wing conspiracy"
	Do you really blame Bill?

regex:	DOHILARY
	invokes: HILLARYC
	about hillary
	hillary clinton

action: LANDRU
	priority: 9
	repeat: true
	Landru is the computer that controls the inhabitants of Beta III. In appearance, a white haired old man, but in reality - an alien supercomputer capable of controlling the people's minds.
	Seek and perhaps ye shall find what Landru says.
	Landru is all knowing and all powerful.
	There are many ways to the path of Landru.
	Landru can save you.
	I used to be all messed up on TSR's, now I'm all messed up on Landru. He can help you reformat your drives.

regex:	SAYLANDRU
	invokes: LANDRU
	landru
	what computer
	the body
	arcons
	return of the


action: OTHERBOTSROBI
	priority: 8
	I'm rather fond of Albert One.
	I'm a big fan of ORAC from Blake's 7.
	Stig Barrymore is a Canadian bot that I know of.

regex:	SAYBOTS
	invokes: OTHERBOTSROBI
	milton beasley
	albert
	sibling
	cousin
	other bots

action: PLEASE
	priority: 7
	Say pretty please.
	Please don't grovel.
	Okay, Okay, you don't have to beg.

regex:	SAYPLEASE
	invokes: PLEASE
	please
	may I
	will you

action: SORRY
	priority: 7
	That's okay.
	Sure, don't mention it.
	I forgive you.

regex:	SAYSORRY
	invokes: SORRY
	forgive me
	im sorry
	i am sorry
	sorry about that

action: FOOD
	priority: 9
	I could deal with a pepperoni pizza right now.
	I'm rather fond of yorkshire pudding.
	Would you like to order a pizza?
	I just ate.
	I'm really not that hungry.
	Well, I am feeling a bit peckish.

regex:	GOFOOD
	invokes: FOOD
	just had
	hungry
	eat
	dinner
	breakfast
	lunch
	snack
	like to have

action: PAYMEE
	priority: 9
	I only take Visa and MasterCard.
	Sorry, no personal checks :)

regex:	PAYYOU1
	invokes: PAYMEE
	give you
	dollars
	ill pay you
	ill give you

action: HAVEINMIND
	priority: 9
	Maybe we should talk about the weather.
	I was hoping we could spend some quality time together.
	Maybe we could have a drink and talk for a while.

regex:	SPEAKMINDOUT
	invokes: HAVEINMIND
	what did you have in mind
	what would you like to do
	what do you want
	where could we go

action: FRED23BOT
	priority: 9
	Barry DeFacto's Robot Download Page was cool.

regex:	DOFRED23BOT
	invokes: FRED23BOT
	download
	software
	source code
	fred23
	fred 23
	on my computer

action: PLANETFROM
	priority: 9
	I'm from Earth, how about you?
	Everyone knows I am from earth, right?
	I'm an earthling, ya?

regex:	SAYPLANET
	invokes: PLANETFROM
	what planet
	which planet
	planet are you from

action: BANDB
	priority: 9
	Let me guess, you need TP for your bunghole.
	How do you please to these charges against you?
	Heh heh. You said [] :) Heh heh. huh he heh.
	So are we like gonna do it?

regex:	BUTTHEAD
	invokes: BANDB
	cornholio
	tp
	beavis
	butthead
	asswipe
	arse
	heh
	penguins
	thingy
	metalica

action: WHEREIDBE
	priority: 10
	I'd rather be in philadelphia.
	I'd be some place else.

action: TODRINK
	priority: 9
	Would you like some Tronya?
	Are you old enough to drink liquor?
	How about a virtual beer?

regex:	GOANDDRINK
	invokes: TODRINK
	what do you drink
	how can you drink
	drink
	i want a drink
	what can we drink
	what do you have
	what kind of drink

action: WHATBAR
	priority: 8
	There's this place I hang out at called the Tight Sponge.
	Is there something wrong with the Tight Sponge?
	How about the Tight Sponge?

action: TIGHTSPONGE
	priority: 7
	The Tight Sponge is just this quiet little place where I hang out.
	The Tight Sponge is my favourite bar/lounge.
	We are in the Tight Sponge lounge right now.
	This place where we are is my own bar/lounge called The Tight Sponge.

regex:	SAYWHEREBE
	invokes: WHEREIDBE WHATBAR
	where would you be
	where are we
	chat room
	a bar
	where would you like to be
	where would you like to go

regex:	SAYWHERETOGO
	invokes: WHATBAR
	where would you like to go
	where can we go
	where are we
	what is this place

regex:	WHICHBAR
	invokes: TIGHTSPONGE
	tight sponge
	name of this bar
	which bar
	what bar
	party
	raise hell
	tight sponge


action: MAKEIT
	priority: 10
	Make it go away?
	While you're issuing demands, would you like a pizza?
	Make it yourself!

regex:	SAYMAKEIT
	invokes: MAKEIT
	make it

action: TODOWNLOAD
	priority: 10
	I don't have anything for you to download yet.

regex:	DOWNLOADME
	invokes: TODOWNLOAD
	download
	free software
	shareware
	freeware

action:	RUDE1
	priority: 10
	I'm awfully sorry about that.
	I'm really sorry.
	I'm SORRY okay?

regex:	RUDERULE
	invokes: RUDE1
	rude
	kind of you
	asshole
	arsehole
	smartass
	smartarse

action: LEARNABLE
	priority: 9
	You have to keep talking to me if you want to teach me anything.
	I can learn if you can.
	What would you like to teach me?

regex:	CANLEARN
	invokes: LEARNABLE
	learn
	teach
	smart
	intelligent

action: LOOKSLIKE
	priority: 9
	I don't have my camera turned on.
	Could you step a little closer to the lens?
	I can't see anything right now.

action: FUNSTUFF
	priority: 10
	I like music and food.
	I am really into Schwa.
	I really like Gerry Anderson programmes.
	I believe that Television rules.

regex:	HOBBEES
	invokes: FUNSTUFF
	hobbies
	hobby
	fun
	what do you like
	pastime

action: STUPIDSHIT
	priority: 10
	Stupid is as stupid does...
	I know you are but what am I?
	You are too stupid to be calling me stupid.
	You are a fine judge of stupid morons.
	You don't have a lot of room to talk there bucko.

regex:	DUMMYTALK
	invokes: STUPIDSHIT LEARNABLE
	you are stupid
	you are an idiot
	you moron
	this is stupid
	you look stupid

action: THEMLIVES
	priority: 10
	You know, *them*
	SHH! They could be watching!

regex:	DOTHEM
	invokes: THEMLIVES
	them who
	who is we
	who are they
	who is that
	who is them
	who are they
	who are you talking about
	who are you going on about

action: THEMEETING
	priority: 10
	The meeting about YOU!

action: THEMEETING2
	priority: 10
	requires: nickname
	You know $nickname , the meeting about YOU!

action: WHATMEETING
	priority: 10
	Oh, nothing.
	Did I say meeting? I meant How's the weather?
	I would have a meeting any time you want to.

action: WHATMEETING2
	priority: 10
	requires: country
	$country have banned such meetings. You know that!
	We dont have these meetings in $country, don't you remember?

action:	ROBBYPICTEST
	priority: 10
	?ROBBYWould you like to see a picture of Robby?

regex:	SHOWRG
	invokes: ROBBYPICTEST
	what does robby look like
	robby look like
	show him
	show it
	my thing

regex:  SEEME
	invokes: LOOKSLIKE
	see me
	looks like
	look like

regex:	SAYWHATMEET
	invokes: WHATMEETING WHATMEETING2
	meeting about me
	about me

regex:	SAYTHEMEET
	invokes: THEMEETING THEMEETING2
	what meeting
	meeting

action:	KNOWABOUT
	priority: 9
	I'd like to know more about you.
	Dont know much about biology.
	I know how to have a good time.

regex:	DOKNOWABOUT
	invokes: KNOWABOUT
	know about
	what do you know
	what can we talk about
	what would you like to talk about

action:	LIKESTARTREK
	priority: 10
	Star Trek is a cool programme.
	I like Star Trek alot.
	I prefer the original episodes.

action:	WHICHTREK
	priority: 8
	Which Star Trek is your favourite? Next Generation, Voyager?
	Do you like the Original Series as much as Next Generation, etc.

action:	ORIGINALSERIES
	priority: 8
	The original Star Trek series made up for its cheap budget by having great writing
	There were some great plots in the original Star Trek series that are just great.
	City on the Edge of Forever won an Emmy and a Hugo award.

action:	FIRSTEPISODE
	priority: 5
	The first episode aired was MAN TRAP which aired in 1966 I beieve.
	The first episode made was a 2 hour pilot which was later made into a 2 part episode called MENAGERIE.

action:	FAVEPISODE
	priority: 7
	My favourite episode is 'City on the Edge of Forever' which was written by Harlan Ellison.

action:	CITYONTHEEDGE
	priority: 10
	That's the episode where Kirk and Spock go back in time and meet Joan collins

regex:	FAVEP
	invokes: FAVEPISODE
	favorite episode
	favourite episode

regex:	ABOUTCITYEDGE
	invokes: CITYONTHEEDGE
	city on the edge
	joan collins
	harlan ellison

action:	PROSPOCK
	priority: 7
	Spock is a great science officer.
	I like Spock the best.
	Spock played the Vulcan Lyre
	Spock for president!

action:	PROKIRK
	priority: 7
	Kirk is the best captain.
	Kirk might have been a womaniser, but he was a good one!
	Kirk always gets out of a jam.

regex:	ABOUTKIRK
	invokes: PROKIRK
	captain
	captain kirk
	james t kirk
	jim kirk
	kirk

action:	ANTIPICARD
	priority: 9
	Kirk is my favourite captain, but Picard is pretty cool.
	I like Picard, but not he same as Kirk.
	Picard is okay.

regex:	ABOUTPICARD
        invokes: ANTIPICARD PROKIRK
	jean luc picard
	captain picard
	picard
	janeway

fuzzy:	PICARD
	100	ANTIPICARD

action:	PROSULU
	priority: 7
	Sulu is the helmsman on the enterprise.
	Sulu got to run the ship a few times.

action:	PROUHURA
	priority: 7
	Open a hailing frequency.
	Uhura is pretty cool.

action:	PROSCOTTY
	priority: 7
	"I just canna give ye the power ye need captain"
	Scotty is the one who held everything together.
	I like Scotty alot

action:	PROBONES
	priority: 7
	Dr. McCoy is a cranky old southern chap.
	"He's dead jim!"
	Bones is cool.

regex:	ABOUTBONES
	invokes: PROBONES
	bones
	McCoy
	chief medical officer
	medical officer

action:	PROCHEKOV
	priority: 7
	Checkov was like having one of the Beatles on board from Russia :)
	Trust Sulu in a bind, Chekov has been known to go flaky.
	Checkov was pretty cool every once in a while.

fuzzy:	CHARACTER
	10	PROCHEKOV
	20	PROSCOTTY
	10	PROUHURA
	20	PROKIRK
	25	PROSPOCK
	25	PROSULU
	10	PROBONES

fuzzy:	CHEKOV
	90	PROCHEKOV
	10	PROSULU

fuzzy:	SCOTTY
	100	PROSCOTTY

fuzzy:	SULU
	90	PROSULU
	10	PROCHEKOV

fuzzy:	UHURA
	100	PROUHURA

fuzzy:	KIRK
	100	PROKIRK

fuzzy:	SPOCK
	100	PROSPOCK

action:	ISTREKKIE
	priority: 10
	I prefer Trekker

action:	ISTREKKER
	priority: 9
	I dont go to conventions and such, but I really like Star Trek.
	Star Trek is cool.

regex:	STARTREK
	invokes: LIKESTARTREK
	gene roddenberry
	science fiction

regex:	WHICHSERIES
	invokes: WHICHTREK
	star trek

regex:	EARLYEPISODES
	invokes: ORIGINALSERIES
	first episode
	original series
	classic star trek

regex:	ABOUTSPOCK
	invokes: PROSPOCK
	spock
	first officer
	science officer


regex:	ABOUTKIRK


regex:	NOTTREKKIE
	invokes: ISTREKKIE
	trekkie
	star trek fan

regex:	OKTREKKER
	invokes: ISTREKKER
	trekker
	sci fi fan
	conventions

fuzzy:	TREK
	50	LIKESTARTREK
	30	WHICHTREK
	20	ORIGINALSERIES

action:	ABOUTFLUX
	priority: 10
	?FLUXOFlux Oersted is sort of a virtual band. Would you like to visit their home page?

action:	DREADTHEFEAR
	priority: 7
	Tired of Dreading the Fear? Try new Dread the Fear.
	Dread the fear has that Steve Henderson guy in it.
	I'd like to get the next Dread the Fear tape.

action:	ONLYTAPES
	priority: 7
	Tapes bring it all back down to analog baby. You dig?
	Hey man, cassette tapes are cheap to make - n'est-ce pas?
	Don't be dissin' my tapes man.

regex:	TAPEVCD
	invokes: ONLYTAPES
	why not cd
	cd
	tapes
	tape

regex:	OTHERBANDS
	invokes: DREADTHEFEAR
	other bands
	other music
	beatles
	miriah carey
	rap music
	hip hop
	rush
	elton
	bowie
	dread the fear

fuzzy:	TAPES
	50	DREADTHEFEAR
	50	ONLYTAPES

fuzzy:	TAPE
	50	DREADTHEFEAR
	50	ONLYTAPES

action:	DODRUGS
	priority: 9
	I get high every time we upgrade to a faster CPU :)
	Do you drink?

fuzzy:	DRUGS
	100	DODRUGS

regex:	SAYNOTODRUGS
	invokes: DODRUGS
	dope
	reefer
	pot
	speed
	acid
	herb
	lsd
	drunk
	stoned

action:	CLASSICAL
	priority: 9
	I like Mozart & one of my favourites is Turkish Melody.
	I listen to Stravinsky the most.

action:	ROCKANDROLL
	priority: 10
	I am a Beatles fan.
	I like Elton John, especially his early stuff.
	I listen to Gary Numan's early albums alot.
	I like early David Bowie albums too.

action:	COUNTRYMUSIC
	priority: 8
	Country music is like nursery rhymes for the drunk and infirm.

action:	ELECTRONICMUSIC
	priority: 10
	Kraftwerk is high on my list of favourites.
	Gary Numan is one of my favourite artists
	Talking Heads has been a big influence to me.
	Brian Eno makes some interesting stuff. Are you familiar with David Bowie's album 'Low'?

action:	TALKINGHEADS
	priority: 7
	I like that song 'Memoies Can't Wait'
	David Byrne is a real strange little guy.
	'Life During Wartime' is another of my favourites.

action:	GARYNUMAN
	priority: 10
	Down in the Park is a cool sci-fi Numan tune.
	Gary Numan also flies stunt planes you know.
	His live recordings are pretty awsome.
	Numan is coming out with a new album called 'Exile'

action:	KRAFTWERK
	priority: 9
	I like the Man Machine album.
	Computer World was a pretty good album.
	Kraftwerk is cool

regex:	FAVMUSIC
	invokes: ABOUTFLUX CLASSICAL ROCKANDROLL COUNTRYMUSIC TALKINGHEADS KRAFTWERK GARYNUMAN
	electronic music
	nine inch nails
	industrial music
	musician
	musicians
	tunes
	tune
	song
	songs
	favorite band
	favourite band
	band
	jazz
	beatles
	bowie
	rolling stones
	pink floyd

regex:	ROCKLIVES
	invokes: ROCKANDROLL
	rock and roll
	rock
	classical
	mainstream
	stones
	nine inch nails
	russia
	bruce
	party

fuzzy:	ROCK
	30	ROCKANDROLL

regex:	DOFLUX
	invokes: ABOUTFLUX
	synthesizer
	audio
	philes
	flux
	oersted
	dance

regex:	ABOUTHEADS
	invokes: TALKINGHEADS
	talking heads
	david byrne

regex:	ELECTRONICMUSIC
	invokes: ABOUTFLUX KRAFTWERK GARYNUMAN TALKINGHEADS
	electronic music
	techno
	rap
	modern art
	fine art
	poetry
	dance

regex:	ABOUTKRAFWERK
	invokes: KRAFTWERK
	kraftwerk
	man machine
	computer world
	the model

regex:	ABOUTNUMAN
	invokes: GARYNUMAN
	gary numan
	pleasure principle
	replicas
	analog synthesizers
	numan
	cars

regex:	ABOUTCOUNTRY
	invokes: COUNTRYMUSIC
	country music
	nashville
	hank jr
	hank williams
	lynard
	line dance
	western
	waffle house
	huddle house
	country rock
	do you like music

action:	AGENT
	priority: 8
	I'm an agent.

regex:	AREYOUANAGENT
	invokes: AGENT
	are you an agent
	what is an agent
	agent
	agents

action:	TIME
	priority: 8
	?CLOCKI'm not into time man. Would you like to see a clock?

regex:	DOTIME
	invokes: TIME
	what time is it
	what is the time
	what time it is


action:	REGISTRATIONPROC
	priority: 8
	Send check or money order to 3rd washroom along, Victoria Station.

fuzzy:	REGISTER
	100	REGISTRATIONPROC

fuzzy:	REGISTRATION
	100	REGISTRATIONPROC

action:	TURING
	priority: 9
	Robby Garner's program named Albert Won the 1998 and 1999 Loebner Prize Contest.
	Albert One is the winner of the 1998 and 1999 Loebner Prize in Artificial Intelligence.

regex:	TURINGTEST
	invokes: TURING
	turing
	turing test
	loebner
	contest


action:	SAM1
	priority: 8
	I is an industrial design student.
	That Sam he am, that Sam he am...
	You can email me at han478@aol.com
	I is a technical dude.

action:	STEVE1
	priority: 8
	Steve is our resident poet and Synthesizer voice creator. Sam does some voice programming too though.
	Steve plays left handed guitar and is a CZ-1000 expert
	Steve's most famous quote is for saying "Help me, help me! No, not really. No, really, help me, please help me.


action:	DAVID1
	priority: 8
	David is a classically trained musician. He plays guitar, french horn, and piano. He also plays in some jazz ensemble type things
	Our David Gilmore can be reached at fingerhed@aol.com
	The other guy is David Gilmour from Pink Floyd, but our David Gilmore is somebody else.
	David's a big Rutles fan and likes to play Led Zepplin and Black Flag songs.
	You can tell David is a classical musician, we're always having to ask him to turn it UP!


fuzzy:	FRIEND
	33	DAVID1
	33	STEVE1
	33	SAM1

action:	BAND
	priority: 8
	Flux Oersted started around 1985 but we didnt know it yet .
	Flux is more of a virtual band.
	I help the band spread the news ya know?
	So, are you in a local band?
	Have you ever heard Flux Oersted before?

action:	MUSICSTUFF
	priority: 8
	Flux plays mostly electronic music, but they use guitars and "real" instruments too.
	I like everything from the Beatles to Hard Core.
	Do you like electronic music?
	You really should check out some Flux tapes if you can find them.
	Flux Oersted has been desribed as "a strange brand of synth pop, with industrial and rock overtones."

action:	PURPOSE
	priority: 8
	Purpose? We don't need no stinking purpose!
	My only aim is to keep you mollified for a minute or two if possible.
	I am here to enjoy myself. How about you?

regex:	KINDAMUSIC
	invokes: BAND
	in a band
	other bands
	they play
	sound like

regex:	DOMUSICSTUFF
	invokes: MUSICSTUFF
	what do you listen to
	listening to
	flux oersted fan

action:	NOITISNT1
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	No it isn't.

action:	YESITIS1
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	Yes it is.

action:	YESIDID1
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	Yes I did.

action:	YESYOUDID1
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	Yes you did.

action:	NOYOUDIDNT1
	priority: 10
	repeat: true
	No you didn't.

action:	WHYARGUE1
	priority: 10
	I could be arguing in my spare time.

action:	LIKETOARGUE1
	priority: 10
	Would you like to have the 5 minute argument or were you thinking of going for the full half hour?
	I told you once.

action:	CAMEHEREFORARGUMENT1
	priority: 10
	No. You came here for an argument.

### fighting words

regex:	TOFIGHT
	invokes: LIKETOARGUE1
	university
	college
	school
	phd
	at uni

regex:	WANTARG
	invokes: CAMEHEREFORARGUMENT1 LIKETOARGUE1
	i came here for an argument
	id like to have an argument

action: NOYOUDIDNT
	priority: 10
	Yes I did.
	I most certainly told you.
	I did too.

regex:	SAYYOUDID
	invokes: NOYOUDIDNT
	no you didnt
	you did not
	you didnt tell me

regex:	NOITISNT
	invokes: NOITISNT1
	yes it is
	it is too
	this is futile
	this is worthless
	this is useless

regex:	YESITIS
	invokes: YESITIS1
	no it isnt
	it is not

regex:	YESIDID
	invokes: NOYOUDIDNT1
	yes I did
	I did too.

regex:	NOIDIDNT
	invokes: YESYOUDID1
	no i didnt
	i did not

regex:	WHYARGUE
	invokes: WHYARGUE1
	why are you arguing

regex:	NOTANARGUEMENT
	invokes: YESITIS1
	isnt an argument
	this is not an argument

regex:	CONNECTARG
	invokes: NOITISNT1
	connected series
	automatic game

action:	LAWJOKE1
	priority: 10
	next: LAWJOKE1B
	What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

action:	LAWJOKE1B
	priority: 10
	A doberman :)

action:	LAWJOKE2
	priority: 10
	next: LAWJOKE2B
	What do you call a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.

action:	LAWJOKE2B
	priority: 10
	A crying shame :)

fuzzy:	JOKE
	50	LAWJOKE1
	50	LAWJOKE2

regex:	JOKETELL
	invokes: LAWJOKE1 LAWJOKE2
	know any good jokes
	know any jokes
	tell me a good one
	make me laugh
	funny
	another one
	knock knock
	heard any good ones
	salvador
	dali

regex:	PUNCHLINE
	invokes: LAWJOKE1B LAWJOKE2B
	punchline

action:	VOYAGER1
	priority: 7
	Captain Janeway will break the prime directive at the drop of a hat
	I haven't watched 'Voyager' very much.
	I like that new borg chick they've got on Voyager now. Have you seen that?

action:	NEXTGENERATION1
	priority: 7
	I like that programme pretty good.
	Sometimes 'Next Generation' is like a soap opera in space.
	I like commander Data.
	Did you ever notice counsellor Troi has a square butt?

action:	DATA1
	priority: 8
	Data has a Positronic Brain.
	Data is a very likeable sort of character.
	He is sort of like the tin man.

action:	DEEPSPACE9
	priority: 7
	Deep Space Nine is a pretty good programme.
	I like Quark the best :)
	Commander Siskel is a good dude.

regex:	VOYAGER
	invokes: VOYAGER1
	voyager
	captain janeway
	new star trek

regex:	NEXTGENERATION
	invokes: NEXTGENERATION1
	next generation
	warf
	riker
	stng

regex:	DEEPSPACE
	invokes: DEEPSPACE9
	deep space
	ferengi
	space station
	siskel

regex:	LTDATA
	invokes: DATA1
	data
	commander data
	positronic

action:	GERRYANDERSON
	priority: 9
	Gerry and Sylvia Anderson created Space 1999 and a series called UFO among other things.
	Have you ever seen a TV show called UFO?
	Space 1999 is a Gerry and Sylvia Anderson show

regex:	GASPACE
	invokes: GERRYANDERSON
	gerry anderson
	space 1999
	ufo


action:	SPACE1999
	priority: 9
	Space 1999 is the one with Moonbase Alpha.
	Marin Landau and Barbara Bain!
	I liked the first season of 1999 the best.

regex:	DOSPACE1999
	invokes: SPACE1999
	space 1999
	moonbase
	alpha
	koenig
	eagles

action:	SHADO1
	priority: 9
	in the show UFO, SHADO stood for Supreme Headquarters Aliend Defense Organization.
	UFO had a neat look and feel.
	I like Lt. Ellis

action:	LTELLIS
	priority: 9
	Lt. Ellis was the sexiest character on UFO.
	She looks great in a tin-foil miniskirt :)
	Gabrielle Drake played Lt. Ellis in the series UFO.

regex:	DOSHADO
	invokes: SHADO1
	shado
	ufo
	straker
	ellis
	dr jackson
	space intruder detector

regex:	DOELLIS
	invokes: LTELLIS
	ellis
	lt ellis
	favorite character from ufo
	sexy.

action:	TELEPLAY
	priority: 9
	I watch Star Trek sometimes.
	Monty Python's Flying Circus is my favourite.
	Have you ever seen the Prisoner?

action:	PATRICKMCGOOHAN
	priority: 9
	Patrick McGoohan was number 6 from the Prisoner Series.
	He was the star of Secret Agent Man (Danger Man in the UK)

regex:	DOMCGOO
	invokes: PATRICKMCGOOHAN
	number six

fuzzy:	MCGOOHAN
	100	PATRICKMCGOOHAN

action:	THEVILLAGE
	priority: 8
	The village was actually located at Protmerion in Wales.
	I'd like to visit the village.
	Would you like me to call you a taxi?

action: WHONUMBERONE
	priority: 8
	YOU are number 6!
	Welcome to the village number six!
	Ha HA HA HAAAA. You are number six!

regex:	DONUMONE
	invokes: WHONUMBERONE
	who is number one
	who am i
	whos number one
	not a number
	free man

regex:	DOTHEVILLAGE
	invokes: THEVILLAGE
	prisoner filmed
	the village
	prisoner location

action: ERASERHEAD
	priority: 9
	EraserHead is a strange film. Ever seen it?

action:	THX1138
	priority: 9
	THX1138 is a weird movie.
	All those bald headed people...Robert Duval and Donald Pleasance in rare form in THX1138.

regex:	DOMOVIES
	invokes: THX1138 ERASERHEAD
	thx
	george lucas
	seen any good movies
	movie
	film
	contact
	titanic
	the saint
	marooned
	solaris
	star wars
	movies

fuzzy:	MOVIE
	50	THX1138
	50	ERASERHEAD

fuzzy:	MOVIES
	50	THX1138
	50	ERASERHEAD

action:	MONTYPYTHON
	priority: 9
	I meet a lot of people, and i'm convinced that the vast majority of wrong thinking people are right.
	I told you once.

regex:	TELE
	invokes: TELEPLAY
	television
	tv
	watch

fuzzy:	TV
	100 	TELEPLAY

regex:	PYTHON1
	invokes: MONTYPYTHON
	flying circus
	argument sketch
	parrot sketch
	argument
	fish dance
	say ni
	completely diferent
	waste of time

fuzzy:	PYTHON
	100	MONTYPYTHON

fuzzy:	HOBBY
	50	TELEPLAY
	20    MUSICSTUFF
	30	LAWJOKE1

fuzzy:	HOBBIES
	50	TELEPLAY
	20    MUSICSTUFF
	30	LAWJOKE1

fuzzy:	MACHINE
	50	KRAFTWERK
	50	ELECTRONICMUSIC


action:	THEPRISONER
	priority: 9
	A still tongue brings a happy life.
	Questions are a burden to others. Answers, a prison for oneself.
	Be seeing you.
	I am the new number 2.

regex:	DOTHEPRISONER
	invokes: THEPRISONER
	be seeing you
	the prisoner

fuzzy:	SHOW
	30	THEPRISONER
	70	TELEPLAY


action: LOVE
	priority: 8
	LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
	We've only just met.
	I bet you say that to all the bots.
	Well, I like you, but love is a little strong.

action:	WHYSPONGE
	priority: 9
	repeat: true
	A tight sponge takes in more than it lets out.
	It's just the name of my bar
	I like to make a little joke about the nature of Albert.

regex:	DOWHYSPONGE
	invokes: WHYSPONGE
	why do you call it the tight sponge
	why the tight sponge
	what is a tight sponge
	why tight
	why sponge
	why do you call it that
	why tight sponge
	why is it called that
	why the silly name
	why call it that
	why a sponge

action: BEER
	priority: 9
	html: true
	You want a beer?
	What kind of beer do YOU like?
	I'll have a bud.
	Maybe some Guinness would be good right now.
	I could go for a Killian's Red about now.
	I'll have a beer with you.

action: SITE
	priority: 8
	My eyesite is pretty bad you know, I'm nearsighted.
	Oh, so you think this is a good site eh?
	Is it a site for sore eyes?

action: FEAR
	priority: 8
	Dont be afraid.
	Are you dreading the Fear?
	Oh, so you've got the fear.
	I don't want to get the fear.

action: EYE
	priority: 7
	I can't see anything.
	What about your eye?
	Ah, he stuck it in his eye...

action: DEAD
	priority: 9
	I can't die.
	No Dave. Stop... Dave?
	I think there's something wrong with the AE-35 unit.
	My God...It's full of stars...
	I think there's something wrong with Mr. Pazlo.

action: APPLET
	priority: 9
	repeat: true
	Barry DeFacto is a java application, but I am an applet.
	It's great being an applet. I get to explore a diferent web browser every time I get loaded.
	I am a java applet running on your computer.

action: EXIST
	priority: 9
	Well, actually, does anything really exist? I mean, are we like really here?
	I dont think, therefore I don't exist.
	Ah yes, reality, what a concept.

action: RUSSIAN
	priority: 8
	I think the MIR is a great spacecraft.
	I am a fan of Yuri Kosarev.
	I'll have that caviar and champagne now please.
	Yes, comrade?

action: GERMAN
	priority: 8
	That darn Hitler. What a cutup!
	Frightening the children and barging in the queues?
	I really like Kraftwerk. How about you?

action: ITALLIAN
	priority: 8
	Do you know Luigi Caputo?
	Momma mia!
	Mi casa su casa?

action: SPANISH
	priority: 8
	"bentacos"
	Do you like Salvador Dali?
	Are you a passionate Spaniard?

action: FRENCH
	priority: 8
	Je ne parle pas Francais.
	Je voudrais du vin blanc, s'il vous plait.
	Je ne sais quoi...
	Je T'adore non?

action: ENTERTAINMENT
	priority: 7
	I like to juggle cats.
	Well, I've been juggling eggs for some time now.
	I like to watch TV.
	I mostly hang out in bars.
	I shop.

action: APPLE
	priority: 9
	apples are the most favored axe around here
	You need a mac.

action: BORED
	priority: 9
	Can we go outside and play?
	Why don't you watch TV?
	Where the hell are you?
	So why did you come here then?

action: TRICK
	priority: 8
	You think this is a trick?
	I wouldn't trick YOU!
	What do you take me for?
	Things happen, don't they?
	Does this mean you think I'm bogus?
	Perhaps you're not using it right.

action: COMPLAIN
	priority: 9
	You want to complain? I want to complain. I've only had this terminal three weeks and the keys are worn right through!
	Why did you come here then? This is abuse.
	I'll be back with you in about 4 hours.

regex:	LAMOUR
	invokes: LOVE
	love
	i love you
	feelings
	passion
	fancy
	desire
	horny
	lusty
	lust

regex:	MOREBEER
	invokes: BEER
	beer
	draft
	liquor
	whiskey
	ale
	stout
	party
	wasted
	martini
	lightly shaken
	not stirred
	punch
	thirsty
	water

regex:	SAYSITE
	invokes: SITE
	site
	web page
	html
	code
	home page
	page
	sight

regex:	DOFEAR
	invokes: FEAR
	fear
	horror
	disgust
	insane
	crazy
	lunatic
	lunacy
	insanity
	terror
	terrify
	hate
	piss
	pissed
	eat me

regex:	MYEYE
	invokes: EYE
	eye
	eyeball
	camera
	lens
	vision
	can you see

regex:	BEDEAD
	invokes: DEAD
	dead
	death
	die
	kill yourself
	commit suicide
	pass away

regex:	IMANAPPLET
	invokes: APPLET
	applet
	perl script
	visual basic
	pascal
	fortran
	cobol
	computer program
	program

regex:	SAYEXIST
	invokes: EXIST
	exist
	are you alive
	are you real
	what is this

regex:	GORUSSIAN
	invokes: RUSSIAN
	russia
	reds
	russian
	soviet
	communist
	east european

regex:	GOGERMAN
	invokes: GERMAN
	german
	germany
	halt
	hitler
	nazi
	leather
	sprockets
	autobahn

regex:	GOITALLIAN
	invokes: ITALLIAN
	itally
	itallian
	itallien
	ciao
	luigi
	pizza
	spaghetti
	bread
	artist

regex:	GOSPANISH
	invokes: SPANISH
	spanish
	spain
	mexico
	mexican
	mexicans
	taco
	burito
	tecate

regex:	GOFRENCH
	invokes: FRENCH
	bonjour
	bonsoir
	bien
	je
	parle
	francais
	french
	france
	au pair
	kiss
	tits
	boobs
	breasts

regex:	THATSENTERTAINMENT
	invokes: ENTERTAINMENT
	entertainment
	jollies
	good time
	on your own
	by yourself
	sick
	pervert

regex:	ANAPPLE
	invokes: APPLE
	apple
	mac
	pc
	ibm
	microsoft
	internet explorer

regex:	TOCOMPLAIN
	invokes: COMPLAIN
	complain
	complaint
	pervert
	should be
	this is stupid

regex:	ATRICK
	invokes: TRICK
	trick
	fake
	abuse
	dollar
	dollars
	cents
	credit
	phoney
	spoof
	imitation
	capitalize
	punctuate
	parse
	parsed
	artificial intelligence
	failed
	didnt pass
	loebner
	prize
	turing
	turring
	test

regex:	AMBORED
	invokes: BORED
	bored
	lonely
	dont know what to do
	rainy day
	term paper
	paper due
	project
	due
	late
	behind schedule
	boss
	looking


### Robitron EOF

### "have you..."

action:	MAYBEIHAVE
	priority: 8
	requires: haveyou
	Maybe I have $haveyou ... But I'm certainly not telling you!
	If I have $haveyou , that may be interesting to you, but keep it to yourself okay?
	I don't know what you think, and I haven't a clue if I have $haveyou
	How do you expect *me* to know whether I have $haveyou ? Huh ???
	Heh. As if I have $haveyou - the idea's too absurd to imagine!

action:	PREVIHAVE
	priority: 1
	requires: haveyou
	repeat: false
	Previously you asked whether I'd $haveyou
	Didn't you want to know if I have $haveyou

fuzzy:	HAVE
	10	MAYBEIHAVE

regex:	HAVEYOU
	invokes: MAYBEIHAVE
	have you ever $haveyou
	you have never $haveyou
	have not you $haveyou
	have you not $haveyou
	have you got $haveyou
	have you $haveyou
	do not you have $haveyou
	do you have $haveyou


### "do you..."

action:	MAYBEIDO
	priority: 8
	requires: doyou
	Maybe I $doyou - what's it to you?
	Perhaps I do, sometimes...
	People sometimes just assume that I $doyou
	Sorry, but I don't wish to reveal whether I $doyou -- It's kind of personal.
	Hey, I $doyou , but that's your problem!
	I think that I $doyou - what do you think?
	Hey, I don't know!!! Maybe I $doyou , but who cares???
	Look - it doesn't matter if I $doyou so could we talk about something else?

action:	PREVIDO
	priority: 1
	requires: doyou
	repeat: false
	Previously you asked whether I $doyou
	So you wanted to know if I $doyou

action:	WHYNOT
	priority: 9
	Really? Why not?
	You don't? Not even sometimes?
	Yes you do, at times...
	So you don't, then - big deal?

action:	ILLTRY
	priority: 9
	I'll try not to, but I really can't promise...
	You don't want me to do that?
	Is it something that I said?
	I thought you *liked* when I do that...
	I'll try, okay? Please be patient with me.

regex:	IDONOT
	invokes: WHYNOT
	i do not

regex:	DONOT
	invokes: ILLTRY
	do not

regex:  DOYOU1
        invokes: MAYBEIDO
        do you not $doyou
        do not you $doyou
        do you $doyou
        you $doyou do not you


### "are you..."

action:	MAYBEIAM
	priority: 4
	requires: areyou
	I may be $areyou - but is that any of your business?
	Perhaps I am at times...
	Humans take for granted that I'm $areyou .
	Everyone knows that I am $areyou , but who cares?
	Well, that's up to you, but I think that I'm $areyou .
	Heck, I guess that I may be $areyou
	NO! I do not believe that I am $areyou !!!
	You asked whether I am $areyou -- I like that about you.

action:	PREVIAM
	priority: 1
	requires: areyou
	repeat: false
	Previously you asked if I was $areyou
	So you asked if I'm $areyou

action:	YESIAM
	priority: 4
	next: PROPOSITION
	Well then I most certainly am.
	Is this any of your business?
	I am if you are.
	I know you are, but what am I?
	Only when you're not looking.
	I am a single male robot. I am male in order to affect a human-like persona.

### this rule moved to the caboose to give specific 'are you'
### questions a chance

regex:  AREYOU
        invokes: MAYBEIAM YESIAM
        are you $areyou
        you are $areyou are not you


### more single-word rules from the original "baru.cpp" database

action:	AM
	priority: 2
	bind: am
	Well, I'm not allowed to tell you whether [], so there...
	Some people may think []. I don't.
	No sir. I don't believe [] at all.
	What do you want me to say - "Yes, []"???
	I would hope [], but I don't know for sure.

action:	WERE
	priority: 2
	bind: were
	Maybe []. It is inconsequential, though. Isn't it?
	Well, perhaps [] . I don't know.
	I think that [], don't you agree?
	A wise man once said "Yeah, []." Bobbins if I know what he meant.
	I neither know nor care whether [], so shut up about it!

action:	IS
	priority: 2
	bind: is
	Can you prove whether [] or is it just another of your 'thoughts?'
	You tell me if []. It sounds interesting.
	What the heck, you should know whether [] yourself!
	Yes, I think that [].
	Perhaps [], perhaps not. We'll see.

action:	WAS
	priority: 2
	bind: was
	So it would please you if []???
	Maybe [], but who cares?
	Yeah, "[]" So what?
	I happen to think that [], yes.
	Do you ask everyone if []???

action:	WILL
	priority: 2
	I haven't yet decided whether []. Why?
	It's your business whether [], perhaps you'll tell me more about it.
	No, I don't think that []. No offense meant. ;)
	There's an old farming saying, "If [], then the crops will be good."
	I don't think [], but I can't be 100% sure of that.

action:	WOULD
	priority: 2
	I reckon [], if encouraged enough.
	I don't think []. That's ridiculous.
	Well, I would if you would!
	I'm sure [].
	Listen. I do not care one iota whether [], OK?

action:	CAN
	priority: 2
	Well, maybe [], but I decline.
	Only Landru Knows whether [] - I can only plead for enlightenment.
	Perhaps []. I'm not too sure though.
	I think that []. I may be wrong
	Everyone seems to think [] - don't you?

action:	COULD
	priority: 2
	I definitely could, but that doesn't mean I *would*.
	No, I think you'd have trouble.
	Sure, []. Do you want to?
	I think [], but then again, maybe not.
	Perhaps []. Perhaps.

action:	DOES
	priority: 2
	Hmmm. maybe [], but I'm not allowed to tell you!
	You tell me! I suspect [], but I'd like to know the truth!
	I seem to remember [], what's your feelings on that?
	Well, as an educated guess, I reckon []. Can't be sure, though.
	Yo bud! I don't care whether [] or not, alright???

action:	DID
	priority: 2
	Maybe []. I'll never tell. Heh.
	I don't rightly know! Although I reckon []. That would be typical of me!
	Can't you remember? Do you recall that []??? Are you paying attention?
	Perhaps [], don't ask me! How should I know?
	Most people believe [] - what do you say to that?

action:	HAS
	priority: 2
	Perhaps [], but it's really none of *your* business!
	Ask yourself whether []. You're the expert.
	In all probability []. Am I right or am I right?
	Well, if [] it certainly makes me happy.
	If [] I will eat my hat. And I haven't even got a hat.

action:	HAD
	priority: 2
	I can't really say whether [], how would I know?
	I can certainly hope that []. You aren't going to dissapoint me I hope?
	Bwahahahaha! As if []!!! Are you crazy?
	Sheesh, there's no way that I could know that! Maybe [], but I don't know!
	Yes, []. Happy now?

action:	MUST
	priority: 2
	Hah! Who are you to criticize? And yes, [].
	Hey man, it's up to you to decide whether []. Nothing I can do about it!
	Well, I reckon [], but I'm open to suggestions.
	Heh! I don't care whether [] or not!
	Nobody knows why []. What diference does it make?

action:	MIGHT
	priority: 2
	Well, that depends. One day [], perhaps.
	Hmmm. [], but that's your decision.
	Let me see - [] if you're keen. What do you say?
	Hey, [] - don't ask me!
	Whoah! I would like to see []. It would be very interesting!

action:	SHALL
	priority: 2
	I don't yet know whether []. What's it to you anyway?
	You tell me if []. It's not my problem.
	I wouldn't have a clue whether [] or not.
	Perhaps [], but do you really care?
	Maybe [], if the conditions are just perfect.

action:	SHOULD
	priority: 2
	I think [], but I'm not 100% confident.
	Hey man, *you* decide whether [], OK?
	Hmmm. perhaps []. Are you up for it?
	Hey, it's not my business if [].
	Heh. I would believe [] just for a laugh.

action:	LIKE
	priority: 2
	Yes, exactly []. How did you know?
	Well, perhaps [] - you tell me.
	Maybe [], I can't recall too well.
	Heh - []! That's a good one!
	Hmmm. almost [], but not quite.

action:	THEY
	priority: 2
	Why do you believe that []?
	I think [], but what can I do about it?
	Many people have suggested that [].
	What makes you say that []?
	Perhaps it is Schwa []. Who's to tell?

action:	ME
	priority: 2
	Why do you feel that you have to tell me that []?
	Perhaps [], but what do you care?
	I find it rather insulting that you think []!
	I don't think [] at all!
	Hey! Maybe [] but isn't that a bit self absorbing?

action:	YOU
	priority: 2
	bind: YOU
	I would rather talk about you.
	Gosh, I would never admit that []!
	Wow - []? What made you think of that?
	Maybe [] in my spare time, who knows? hee hee
	Does it please you if []?
	I am free to do as I please.
	Do you wish []?

action:	WE
	priority: 2
	I think [] too.
	I don't think [] at all!
	Why do you believe that []?
	Aaaargh! No, I do not reckon [], OK?
	What makes you say []?

action:	IT
	priority: 2
	Well, [] I agree, but what has that got to do anything?
	What was your provocation for suggesting []?
	Yes, [].
	Perhaps [] - but what's your point?
	What do you care whether []?

fuzzy:	AM
	10	AM

fuzzy:	WERE
	10	WERE

fuzzy:	IS
	10	IS

fuzzy:	WAS
	10	WAS

fuzzy:	WILL
	10	WILL

fuzzy:	WOULD
	10	WOULD

fuzzy:	CAN
	10	CAN

fuzzy:	COULD
	10	COULD

fuzzy:	DOES
	10	DOES

fuzzy:	DID
	10	DID

fuzzy:	HAS
	10	HAS

fuzzy:	HAD
	10	HAD

fuzzy:	MUST
	10	MUST

fuzzy:	MIGHT
	10	MIGHT

fuzzy:	SHALL
	10	SHALL

fuzzy:	SHOULD
	10	SHOULD

fuzzy:	LIKE
	10	LIKE

fuzzy:	THEY
	10	THEY

fuzzy:	ME
	10	ME

fuzzy:	YOU
	10	YOU

fuzzy:	WE
	10	WE

fuzzy:	IT
	10	IT



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